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TexArcher

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Everything posted by TexArcher

  1. Hell yeah, Tre!!
  2. Sark has to let Arch use his feet. If you're scared to get him hurt, well that could happen in the other 6 games, too. Stop coaching scared. Go win the game or at least go down knowing you threw your best punches.
  3. I want to fight everyone involved in this Daisy dollop commercial.
  4. Total touchdowns to interceptions: Bust Arch: 16-5 Heisman Mateer: 11-5
  5. That's not out of character for him, Herbert. He's been forcing balls into coverage all year. You don't even watch his games.
  6. That's some first rate dumbassery. Thanks.
  7. WTF are they doing with the clock management??
  8. Roll. The. Pocket. One. Time...
  9. Hell yeah, Arch!!!!
  10. Hahaha, call it 800 times and eventually he'll break a bunch of tackles
  11. Defense is doing its job. Come on, genius play caller. How about a quick slant? Everything should be out of Arch's hand before anyone has time to fucking hold. Come on.
  12. Motherfuck a John Cornyn ad during college football. This is my escape, you pieces of shit.
  13. Did we just choose to engage the blocker instead of the ball carrier??
  14. Check out the big brain on Breeeeeett!!
  15. Except for Achille's heel, everything was cool for him. We don't have the ability to stop committing penalties.
  16. You've got to be god damned kidding me.
  17. THIS IS THE MOST PEDICTABLE SHIT EVER
  18. Fucking drive killing penalties. Just idiotic.
  19. Fuck yeah, let's gooooo9!!!
  20. There we go, Tre. He's running hard.
  21. Hell yeah, D!!! Good blitz. For all the national deepthroating of Mateer, he does force a bad throw at least twice a game.
  22. These 3rd and long conversions have got to stop.
  23. Fucking genius playcalling. Can't even line up right for the 2 yard gain on 3rd and 12.
  24. Safe to say you should lose posting privileges for at least a season.
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