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TexArcher

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  1. He's going to shut a lot of people up. But probably not until next year when we can portal in some guys who can give him more than 1.5 seconds in the pocket.
  2. Great call by Illinois for the touchdown on 4th and goal.
  3. He's just a former aggy.
  4. Another blatant DPI on Ohio State and the ref was checking his cell phone or something.
  5. Is that even legal?
  6. Jesus, Illinois RB's leg just went full Gumby and he fumbled.
  7. The fucking rules analyst is like, "that's a catch," and the Big Ten officials are like, "No, it isn't."
  8. Illinois driving on tOSU. Refs double-checking to see if they can fuck Illinois some more.
  9. Ohio State absolutely rapes Illinois' receiver. Refs see no problem.
  10. Counterpoint: they played with their backs against the wall and got a huge win. They will take momentum into an overrated team's house and win.
  11. And there's a hole that a fucking pickup truck could have rolled through.
  12. Illinois rushes 4 on 3rd down and Sayin could have taken a 30-minute nap in the pocket. God dammit.
  13. Because sooners are lying pieces of shit?
  14. It's the latter. And if he gets hurt worse today, it can be used against Venables in recruiting for years.
  15. I think it's less than that, isn't it? They're saying he's been out since 9/20 -- that was the last time he played. But wasn't his surgery several days after that, like on Wed or Thurs? Edit: his surgery was on 9/24. So, he's 17 days into a 4-to-6-week recovery? Against our defense, with his offensive line? I mean, okay then.
  16. Whatever. He's gonna be throwing on the run, under pressure, with a busted hand. Cool. Honestly, I'd rather face him at 70% than his backup at 100%.
  17. The Happy Hooker Goes to Washington.
  18. I feel good. We're gonna win. Fuck ou a thousand times.
  19. His highlights are amazing, but he's gonna be doing ads for Prevagen by the time he's 26.
  20. OU FUCKING SUCKS
  21. I HATE OU MORE THAN YOU DO
  22. Also, Don Junior's cocaine stash is now code named "The Presidential Library Fund."
  23. Donald Trump does not win the Nobel Peace Prize. Now who do we bomb first?
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