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TexArcher

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  1. Good job, D. Let's go get the lead. Quick passes. Screens and slants. It's not fucking rocket science.
  2. Ooh, that's an encouragingly bad deep ball.
  3. Why do you recruit a bunch of 5-star skill position guys and put them behind a fucking D-II line? What kind of offensive guru doesn't want to own the trenches FIRST??
  4. Fuck yeah, Tre!!
  5. I literally hate our offensive line.
  6. Good blitz, yes!!
  7. Jesus, so much space.
  8. WE ARE GOING TO WIN, YOU PUSSYHOLES. TEXAS FIGHT TEXAS FIGHT OU SUCKS
  9. 24-10 Texas. Get on board, you Chicken Little motherfuckers. OU SUCKS.
  10. GO FUCK YOURSELF IN YOUR OWN FACE
  11. Oof, that's a bad throw.
  12. Why would you be upset when we win by 14?
  13. He's going to shut a lot of people up. But probably not until next year when we can portal in some guys who can give him more than 1.5 seconds in the pocket.
  14. Great call by Illinois for the touchdown on 4th and goal.
  15. He's just a former aggy.
  16. Another blatant DPI on Ohio State and the ref was checking his cell phone or something.
  17. Is that even legal?
  18. Jesus, Illinois RB's leg just went full Gumby and he fumbled.
  19. The fucking rules analyst is like, "that's a catch," and the Big Ten officials are like, "No, it isn't."
  20. Illinois driving on tOSU. Refs double-checking to see if they can fuck Illinois some more.
  21. Ohio State absolutely rapes Illinois' receiver. Refs see no problem.
  22. Counterpoint: they played with their backs against the wall and got a huge win. They will take momentum into an overrated team's house and win.
  23. And there's a hole that a fucking pickup truck could have rolled through.
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