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TexArcher

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Everything posted by TexArcher

  1. Defensive holding??
  2. Aggy knocked him into the 1st down, lulz
  3. I might run the same play for 2 here.
  4. Nice tackling, bumblefucks.
  5. These aggy sure do talk a lot of shit, every time I see them play.
  6. So it can fall over on this game and make it stop.
  7. Calling this an incredible game is like calling the South Park cripple fight an incredible fight. This is two 3-legged dogs fighting over chew toy covered in shit.
  8. Good lord, Elko is a moron. Nobody deserves to win this. Everybody should just leave now.
  9. Holy shit, aggy with one of the worst timeouts you'll ever see. Make them pay for it, Barn.
  10. God dammit, you fucking morons, get up there and snap the god damned ball. How many times does that have to happen??
  11. If only they'd known about him a couple of hours ago, right?
  12. Go, Barn!! Fucking goooooo!!!
  13. Exactly. Get up there and go. 5 yard loss hurts you more than a 5 yard gain helps you.
  14. Just get up there and snap the fucking ball, what is with these long snap counts?
  15. Send someone deep to stretch the field and maybe a slant and ladder over the middle. I don't know why coaches wait until the last play or two to take a chance on stuff like that. It works for 20+ yard probably more than anything else does, and you've got time for several plays.
  16. Oh, that's embarrassing and delightful.
  17. Okay, here we go. Come on, Barn, stop sucking for like 2 minutes.
  18. "Masterful performance" right as the kid fumbles and they're barely beating a 4-6 team, lulz.
  19. Oh, we're going to.
  20. Missed chip shot FG looming so large right now. We're gonna fuck this aggy team up next weekend either way. This not a top 15 team.
  21. I don't understand your words.
  22. Imagine not having a QB spy against aggy, the whole game.
  23. Yeah, that's grounding.
  24. What an absolutely asstastic sequence of play calling. A dog with an X Box controller could do better than that.
  25. That's 100% a late hit, wtf??
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