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TexArcher

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  1. No one thinks that.
  2. Hope he's bringing some players.
  3. South Florida is holding on line 1, coach........
  4. Going 7-5 will have us in such peak condition that we'll be ready to play 4 postseason games at once in the Mighty Fine Burger Bowl.
  5. I definitely knew who he was, and I remember his name being speculated on tv the same night.
  6. Well, he's not a human being, so.
  7. Look, I hate Bob Stoops as much as anybody, but I don't think he's worse than Stephen Miller.
  8. I mean, what if Oregon ordered its own National Guard not to let the Texas National Guard in? I don't think anyone would escalate like that, but how would that go down?
  9. This is about ending gun violence about as much as ending abortion was about saving babies. They're just giving their base what it wants so they can keep profiting.
  10. Holy fucking shit. This is insanity.
  11. Um, I'll take some more homework, please.
  12. All of this.
  13. Maybe she hasn't been to bed yet?
  14. I really don't understand this. Why isn't the Sam Houston game who this team is to its core? Aren't they equally valid answers, on different days, i.e. the defining characteristic of this team is its inconsistency?
  15. TexArcher replied to TexArcher's topic in Football
    You edited your post and still made two mistakes in one brief sentence, you inbred dumbass?
  16. TexArcher replied to TexArcher's topic in Football
    Y'all played Kent State today, bitchtits.
  17. Their website shows the updated record at 2-3 with 9 sacks. They got 6 against us. So, yeah, that seems right. They've also given up over 600 yards rushing in 5 games including the 52 that we got today.
  18. Quinn would be in a coma right now.
  19. That isn't sweat. It's bacon grease cologne.
  20. Reed channeling his inner Neymar on that dive. Pussy.
  21. Yep. I've been hard on Sark at times, but we had several plays that would've worked if Arch had an extra .5 seconds. And keeping drives going early would have helped the defense. This one is almost entirely on the O line. They were god awful.
  22. Looks like they traded in the Milkman uniforms for SS uniforms.
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