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TexArcher

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  1. Mississippi State looks like a community college.
  2. That's their box suite.
  3. God dammit, BYU, people have money on this! Catch the fucking ball.
  4. The resistable force vs the moveable object.
  5. Touchdown Klan State.
  6. Wow, just the 9th sack of the year for Georgia. That enchubbens me.
  7. Sorry, but no. The folded pocket square is more formal and correct with a suit. Stuffed is okay with business casual, like jacket and no tie, but then why do a square at all?
  8. Trump is on a plane right now, heading to Mar-a-Lago, while flights are being canceled for the rest of us and air traffic controllers just got a $0.00 paycheck. Predictable, but still amazing. How stupid do you have to be to not get that this guy doesn't give a tenth of a shit about you?
  9. I'm glad I won't be around to see Gen Z get old...
  10. Something tells me that the recent remodel of the Lincoln bathroom wasn't by choice.
  11. Don't worry -- by the time people get pissed off enough to vote him out, they'll have gotten rid of elections.
  12. The way things are going, she'll probably end up MTG's cabinet someday.
  13. Yeah, I didn't think my statistics prof came up with it, lol. But it did carry some weight coming from him.
  14. "There are three types of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics." -- My statistics professor
  15. We shoot ourselves in the foot with false starts and illegal formations on a regular basis. We're not undisciplined in the sense of stupid unsportsmanlike penalties, but we do have mental lapses frequently.
  16. Yeah, throw a little bone to the people who already paid their bills this month, you corporate fuckbags.
  17. I'm seriously thinking of ditching YTTV. All I need it for is sports, really. Between Netflix and HBO Go or Max or whatever, I've got all the movies and standup I need. So, if I have to go to Pluckers every Sat to watch football now, I can redirect my cable payment to chicken wings. Fuck 'em.
  18. If the entire Heritage Foundation were burning to the ground, I would light a cigar off of it.
  19. They're ransoming something we already paid for. These jerkoffs are actually making me miss the Time Warner model of "just raise prices and hope everybody on autopay doesn't notice."
  20. It was a busted coverage and a bunch of ref fuckery. Anybody who watched that game knows we blasted them 34-10 through 3 quarters.
  21. New motto?
  22. Fucking rigoddamndiculous that I am willing to pay a significant amount for the good college football games this weekend and I still can't have them, in 2025. Everyone involved can fuck their own faces.
  23. Well, he's probably gonna get Mamdani shot, so there's that.
  24. They should trace those calls and unregister the voters who made them. I'm completely serious.
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