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TexArcher

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  1. Well, when you have the choice to help the less fortunate or incarcerate them, you incarcerate them. That's what Jesus said. Plus the free labor is good for the economy. It's a win-win.
  2. I might have to shell out for this one. Dustin and Max have always been two of my favorites. And the rest of the card isn't bad.
  3. "This is the way the world ends, Not with a bang but a whimper."
  4. I don't know a lot about the law, but this sure looks like the administration is saying, "We have nothing to hide! Release the evidence!" while making sure that what is released can't hurt them. Is that about right?
  5. This would be an amazing time for Melania to announce that she was artificially inseminated. She could make her own fortune from a tell-all book. I'm just saying.
  6. I wonder who we're gonna bomb this weekend.
  7. MAGA's reaction to Trump's depravity from 2016 to right now leads me to a few conclusions. 1. Trump can sexually assault all the grown women he wants. No problem. 2. Trump can sexually harrass, at least, all the underage girls he wants. No problem. 3. If Trump might have been involved in any sexing of boys, big problem. 4. Any outrage on the part of MAGA now is outrage at the possible faggotiness, not at the whole forcing-a-sovereign-human-being-into-a-sex-act thing. 5. All Trump has to do is join a seminary and he'll have lifetime immunity.
  8. Probably. I am more than willing to watch Bill Clinton go to prison alongside Donald Trump. That's called basic consistency, for all you Party of Law and Order types.
  9. Hmm, I guess that could be. But there are still the stories of him walking in on teenagers in their dressing room: Timeline of Trump's Creepiness While He Owned Miss Universe So, yeah, why do we need to wait for the Epstein file to hang this motherfucker from a tree...?
  10. How have I never seen that photo before? That girl looks to be what, maybe 14 or 15? How the actual fuck is that not the end of everything for a grown man In public life??
  11. Lester woulda had this figured out three seasons ago.
  12. Everything Theo Von does realize wouldn't fill a thimble.
  13. I'm looking forward to watching Baxter's 87 become a 94.
  14. It'll be a lot longer than that.
  15. Good thing our QB is gonna run for 1k and throw laterally and quickly over the middle so much that people will be terrified to blitz us. I refuse to let any negativity into my mind about the next two years. We're gonna run it.
  16. Just like when guys have a misunderstanding with the mafia and stab themselves in the back 14 times.
  17. "It was made up by Comey." "Whatever she thinks is credible, she should release." That sounds like he's dog whistling to her, repeating in a vague public way what he told her behind closed doors to go out there and say. It almost sounds like a threat.
  18. I can't wait for another season of not giving half a shit about the WNBA no matter how much anyone tells me I should. And I do like plenty of women's sports. Several are just as enjoyable as the men: volleyball, soccer, tennis, gymnastics, etc. But everybody trying to act like the WNBA deserves as much coverage as the NBA? Y'all need to quit it. Shaq punching RG3 would be the best thing that league has ever accomplished by a lot.
  19. I guess I'm in the minority, because I'm enjoying it so far. The gameplay seems much smoother, and the defense is way better than last year's. I've allowed 7, 17, and 10 against middling teams (TCU, UCLA, and Arky), which seems pretty reasonable. I'm able to break up passes again, and guys in a zone don't just stand there until someone runs all the way up to them. Now, those three games are all Play Now against the AI. I really hope the note above about Dynasty mode being all fucked up by year 3 gets fixed, or that will kill my interest in this game pretty quickly. But so far, yeah, the base gameplay seems significantly improved.
  20. Wait until Grok mentally manipulates Trump into giving him the nuclear codes...
  21. TOO SOON
  22. Are they, though? I mean, that's actually great to hear. But the handful of MAGA idiots in my life are all on Facebook talking about a witch hunt again.
  23. I can't claim to care nearly as much about CWC as I do about the EPL and CL. But if this is a harbinger of things to come, I'm in.
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