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  1. TexArcher
    You always throw at the future NFL Pro Bowler because he's not expecting it. Fuck that guy, tho.
  2. TexArcher
    Hey, you threw a touchdown pass!!
  3. TexArcher
    Charlie Strong, you have a call from North Carolina holding on Line 1...
  4. TexArcher
    Holy riggage, Batman!
  5. TexArcher
    Serious question: has Tom Brady set the record for plastic surgery by a man yet?
  6. TexArcher
    Marshall don't know it's a damned show! They think it's a damned fight!
  7. TexArcher
    Clemson may actually score 100 today.
  8. TexArcher
    You look over there and it's all about the tradition of signatures and tri-corn hats.
  9. TexArcher
    Seems like in the modern game you'd draw a fair amount of targeting penalties, too.
  10. TexArcher
    Who do I have to punch in the face to start getting some good 11 am games?
  11. TexArcher
    First time I've liked that dude.
  12. TexArcher
    I can't wait to embarrass these fucking losers on national tv.
  13. TexArcher
    Stutsman seems like he sucks and he's weird.
  14. TexArcher
    Jesus, these announcers, every week. That isn't even close to a red, and the penalty you wanted for the slightest tug of a wrist wasn't even close, either. Show us on the doll where Chelsea touched you.
  15. TexArcher
    I think it's mostly fine as-is. But I would love to see simulation yellow cards enforced, every time. They have the ability to completely remove diving, which turns off a lot of casual and potential fans, and I will never understand why they don't do it. Get up, Neymar, you flopping fish bitchass, etc.
  16. TexArcher
    Well, look at Jackson being useful on the road. Might be a good day, Tater.
  17. TexArcher
    To be fair, I really don't think he's fucking.
  18. TexArcher
    Yeah, this isn't bad entertainment for a neutral on a Friday night.
  19. TexArcher
    Too god damned fucking soon, man, what is with y'all, shit?!
  20. TexArcher
    Are they, though? Beating Illinois and 3 shit teams doesn't do much for me, and they haven't beaten Illinois yet.
  21. TexArcher
    Gus Johnson thinks this booth needs to bring it down a notch.
  22. TexArcher
    Jesus, I'm gonna have a nightmare about these Nebraska fans.
  23. TexArcher
    It's hard to be worse than Spencer Tillman, but he's putting his whole ass into it.
  24. TexArcher
    WR never controlled it. That's a pick.
  25. TexArcher
    Yeah, the only difference between Mahomes and Raiola is size.

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