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TexArcher

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  1. I want to roll him into an active volcano.
  2. If Jesus ever does come back, they're gonna deport his brown MS-13 ass.
  3. The people complaining about this being politicized are legitimately stupid. Try to understand this: the funding for disaster response in this country was recently slashed, for political reasons, and now we have a major disaster. No one is adding politics to the discussion. You want to remove politics from the discussion, and you can't, because politics is an integral part of the whole sad story.
  4. Don't forget doughts. We get no water at all, or we get life-threatening water.
  5. Really should have made sure of that before proposing, but glad it worked out.
  6. Lavendera telling the story of a father walking the banks of the Guadalupe calling his daughter's name. Lost contact with her last night. God dammit, man.
  7. Pouring again in Cedar Park. Fuck.
  8. It just keeps raining and raining. God dammit.
  9. And that's when the internet jumped the shark. All downhill from here.
  10. Damned shame. RIP to Diogo and his brother.
  11. Once it surpasses the Great Recession. Ya know, a lot of people are saying this is the greatest recession of all time...
  12. 1994 - 2013 Been sober ever since.
  13. That's an interesting last name you have, Savanah. Is that Iroquois? Cherokee, maybe?
  14. Next up, Gorilla Gitmo, where Muslim terrorists hiding in American convenience stores and cubicles are forced to fistfight live gorillas. And you can watch all the action on TrumpTube.com, debuting Aug 1st for the low introductory rate of $0.99 for your first month!! *
  15. You know, a lot of people would say it's the best alligator run of all time. I don't know, but that's what they're saying.
  16. And what does Tuesday have to do with it?
  17. Jesus, if aggy ever won a Director's Cup, they'd make 3 duplicates and put it on Kyle Field 8 times.
  18. Good lord, every redneck is gonna be saving up to pay 200 bucks for repackaged Old Spice.
  19. God damned redneck fucking idiots.
  20. Yeah, it's as if there aren't going to be any more elections. Nothing about this administration sounds like they have any intention of going anywhere in 3.5 years
  21. Look, I've said for years that anybody still in this guy's camp is either stupid or evil. I'm coming to realize that *for some of them* it may be a little more nuanced than that. I know these people well enough to know that they're not closet racists and they're not stupid. So how did they get taken in anyway? Seems like a question worth figuring out, that's all.
  22. Can a zipper be repaired, or do you just need new pants? Also, girl in the polka dots just lost three fights in one video, which has to be a record.
  23. I tend to agree, but I think some of them don't even understand that blatantly racist things are happening. As insane as that sounds, someone who comes home and watches Fox News exclusively isn't seeing the same world that we're seeing. I'm not trying to make excuses for these folks, mind you. I just think it's an oversimplification to believe that all Trumpkins are stupid or racist. Most of them are. But not all. Some are just gullible, and the difference between gullible and stupid might be subtle, but it's probably important.
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