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TexArcher

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  1. But you're bleck! He's right. You are.
  2. And the market's up 3%, and Trump's hedge fund managers were out in front of it, again, guaranteed. That's all this is really about. Rich people are getting richer by cheating. They don't actually give a shit if your Nikes cost 10% more at Walmart or not. Hell, they don't give a shit if your feet fall off.
  3. Only to a complete idiot. Look, Biden is four years older and therefore his decline is more advanced. Four years ago, Biden was much smarter than Trump is right now. Thinking Trump is a genius compared to Biden is like saying Danny DeVito is taller than Yao Ming once Yao gets too old to stand up anymore. It doesn't change the fact that Danny DeVito is a midget and Donald Trump is a mental midget.
  4. How fat must that guy be for this 285-er to call him fat with a straight face? I also like how it was a personal phone call that alerted Trump to the fact that prescription drugs are expensive here. That is how fucking checked out this guy is on every issue.
  5. Yeah, I mean, everyone hates Big Pharma and their price-gouging, so this is actually something that will have universal appeal. And of course that's why he's doing it now as his approval rating is shitting on itself. But this will make 100% of Republicans hypocrites when they back him on this. This is the opposite of small federal government and a free market. Yet something tells me they'll have no problem contradicting everything they've ever said before now. Dance, you profiteering little puppets.
  6. I would pay a significant amount of money to watch Trump try to read that aloud then respond to it.
  7. I'll do it for 75 cents each. And every 10th one is free. But I get veto power. And do you have a sister?
  8. Mothers are women, right? I'm sure he'll get right on that.
  9. And this is Month 4 of 48. And as many more after that as they want. Fuck, man.
  10. They should steal somebody from TCU, and if he's not that good, we'll let them keep him.
  11. This might be the worst PPV card in UFC history. I'm watching the free prelims, then I'm gonna put a movie on, because the PPV isn't even worth streaming illegally.
  12. This is actually terrifying. This is North Korea-level propaganda and telling people what they think. Soon, there will be consequences for anyone in the 1 to 5% who don't think this, so everyone who doesn't think this will STFU out of fear. They will make the 95-99% approval an actual thing, at least out in the open. Then we are a full-blown fascist shithole.
  13. "Ya know, none of this would be happening if I hadn't inherited this mess from Sleepy Joe Biden, the WORST president in HISTORY. These two nations have been warring since the time of St Paul, who as you all know wrote my favorite Bible chapter, Corinthians 2: Judaic Boogaloo. So, after centuries of INEFFECTIVE leadership from Pelosi and Schumer and that brown guy with the tan suit, what was his name, nevermind, doesn't matter. You know, a lot of people are saying this is the GREATEST wartime mediation in history. I dunno, but that's what they're saying. What? They're shooting again? Well, the world will remember that for about half an hour, I, Supreme Commander Donald J Trump, Esquire provided peace and stability to the Middle East. Drink Diet Coke -- it's got what plants crave. I love lamp. Thank you, and goodnight, Moscow."
  14. LOL at India mansplaining that to us. Oh, we know, guys. We know.
  15. "Love the sinner. Hate the sin." These little platitudes are how stupid people deal with the cognitive dissonance that arises when what they believe in is shown to be bullshit over, and over, and over.
  16. Holy fucking offseason, Batman! God damn.
  17. Is this some kind of DnD joke or do you not actually know what a gorilla is?
  18. TexArcher

    LBGTQ

    Yes, clearly the trans epidemic is spreading like wildfire. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that people have been increasingly more able to be who they want to be without being, ya know, killed for it? I know, I know, y'all are gonna fix that trend for us, because you're so Christian and all.
  19. If Russia managed to install an agent, and I mean a fully flipped and controlled asset, as President to destroy America from the inside, what would they be doing differently? Nothing. They'd be doing exactly this. As insane as it sounds, it's the explanation that explains it the best. Because if it were just stupidity, they wouldn't be fucking things up so efficiently. They'd just be bumbling around. This is a master class in how to completely neuter the most powerful nation on the planet in just a few months. And it benefits Russia and China. All of it.
  20. I mean, Pakis is a slur, and calling groups of people Patels and Khans is in the same ballpark. Seems you're graduating from political trolling to racist trolling. You not getting enough attention lately?
  21. Let me guess -- everyone previously assigned to keeping an eye on Russia is now keeping an eye on Greenland...
  22. Um, who wants to tell her whose idea it was to lie about WMD's in Iraq and invade Afghanistan?
  23. We never took credit for winning two world wars? You sure, fat man? Because I was damn sure taught that we liberated France and won WWII. The Soviets and Brits were supporting cast in the narrative. Nevermind the Battle of Britain, and nevermind the 27 million Soviets who died, or the fact that they turned back Operation Barbarossa, reversing the Nazi fortunes and eventually taking Berlin themselves. Those were barely mentioned, because Murka won WWII, per every high school in this country, as far as I know. Don't get me wrong: I'm not saying that we didn't play a crucial role. But this fool is actually saying that we haven't overstated our role enough yet, which might be the most Trumpiest thing ever. The combination of stupidity and outright lies is fucking staggering.
  24. Sure, that would be appreciated! I'm heading that way today or tomorrow. I already know about Teatro Colon, Iglesia de San Ignacio, and Palacio Barolo in that general area. What else ya got?
  25. Petition to make Anastasis change his avatar. Jimi doesn't deserve this shit.
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