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TexArcher

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  1. I think people nicknamed after reptiles probably don't age well, on average.
  2. LET'S GO STORMTROOPERS!!! FUCK THESE GUYS UP.
  3. Tessitore looks like a dildo in a suit.
  4. I feel like he's about three months away from saying something like, "I'm not anti-immigration. We just had the wrong people coming in. Look what white European immigrants have built here over the last 250 years -- that's what we need more of, not the horde of drug pushers and rapists from, let's face it, Latino countries, that we had to put up with under Joe Biden." I think he's wanted to say it the whole time. And I think he will eventually.
  5. I am stress eating even though I'm pretty sure we're gonna win. Damn good thing I quit drinking.
  6. I didn't even realize that was on the line today. That is pretty cool.
  7. I can't fall back asleep because we're gonna win this game by three touchdowns and my dick is hard.
  8. I love it when DB's showboat and talk shit not knowing that the flag is on the ground behind them.
  9. If he had a top 10 O line, he'd average like 11 yards a carry.
  10. Yeah, the list of coaches with more job security than Franklin is really short.
  11. The one that doesn't fuck kids and cover it up.
  12. Is it the glasses, or is it that Franklin's head is the size of beer barrel?
  13. "You're not a good coach unless you diversify your play calling whether you need to or not." -- Tom Herman, probably
  14. That's Anton Chigurh with a moustache.
  15. Wow, come on, kid. Woulda been better off if he'd just finished falling down.
  16. Luring them into the windowless van.
  17. That's one of the manliest runs of the season, whether it counted or not.
  18. Cool, make this interesting for as long as possible. I'm not ready to be the guy who's in bed with a novel at 9 pm on NYE yet.
  19. No, he was better against juco defenses.
  20. Yeah, I love the 12-team format with 4 byes, but they've got to ditch the auto byes for conference champs.
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