Everything posted by TexArcher
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ESPN and The Mouse vs. YouTube TV
Fucking rigoddamndiculous that I am willing to pay a significant amount for the good college football games this weekend and I still can't have them, in 2025. Everyone involved can fuck their own faces.
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Election Day 2025
Well, he's probably gonna get Mamdani shot, so there's that.
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Election Day 2025
They should trace those calls and unregister the voters who made them. I'm completely serious.
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2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
Well, ou has to be highly ranked to give the teams who are about to beat them full credit. This is standard SEC and national media stuff. Didn't aggy once go 8-4 and 0-4 against ranked teams, but they counted as a quality win for those 4 teams and no one noticed that aggy's 8 wins were against air? Because 8-4 in the SEC is like 10-2 in any other conference. Sure, Jan. Meanwhile, we can't even get straight officiating. Fuck the SEC.
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Rest in Piss, Dick Cheney
I still can't believe that we reached a time when Bush/Cheney were not the absolute worst rulers this country had ever seen. Not the first time any of us have had that thought, I'm sure. But it's still amazing to think about. Shouldn't have been possible.
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The Democratic Party
I have never heard of a pain in the side.
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Rest in Piss, Dick Cheney
Right. I'm glad he voted for Kamala, but he still killed 600k civilians in the wrong country so he could profit from rebuilding it.
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Rest in Piss, Dick Cheney
2025 still has two months to redeem itself, and this is a good start.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
My folder "Tax Docs" could win the Nobel Prize for "big naturals MILF" searches.
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Week 11 - BYE WEEK 2
Bye week is terrible. We should win convincingly.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
What's the story here? Because that's the least hateable pic I've ever seen of this guy.
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Trump’s America
Did Surly just launch a country music sensation??
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ESPN and The Mouse vs. YouTube TV
That works out to $200 per, so I'm guessing the answer is about $275 per? I mean, they're not doing this without giving themselves a raise, right?
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2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
I'll take it, and that's an intriguing matchup for neutral fans, too.
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Nancy Mace: Sexual assault survivor or cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs?
Dumbass doesn't even know how apostrophes work. Fuck Ted Cruz, too.
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Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
Maybe a coordinator?
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Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
Just lay there and enjoy it, defense. God damn.
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Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
Davis Mills is the Ryan Leaf of Tim Couches.
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Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
Fuck's sake.
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Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
Davis Mills about to go John Elway 6-minute 4th quarter TD drive to win it.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Yes, and this is where Sark deserves credit. He wants to throw deep. Last year, he forced that several times a game with a QB who couldn't throw it deep. Not bagging on Quinn, but that was his only weakness, and Sark stubbornly refused to game plan around it. Now, with Arch, things seem to snowball for him one way or the other. So the obvious answer is to give him a bunch of easy throws that can't get picked to get him going. We did that almost exclusively in the first half, then we let him throw downfield a bit in the second half. And it worked beautifully. Now, will Sark make the next adjustment and go to quick slants and draw plays when Georgia overloads the sideline to stop the WR screens? Arch has plenty of ability even with the misfires and rookie processing speed, and both of those will improve. He just needs to be used correctly in the meantime. Sark seems to have figured that out and credit to him for that.
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Official 2025 Holiday Insanity Bitchfest
I have to have Thanksgiving dinner with my aggy cousin, her aggy husband, and several other aggy. They might be 11-0. And they're aggy.
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2025 World Series- Dodgers v Blue Jays
This World Series has everything.
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SEC Refs Suck
The SEC can fist its own asshole for stealing the joy of an otherwise great game. We should all be talking about how much better the pass blocking was, how sharp Arch was, how CJ and Tre had some good runs, and how solid the playcalling was. We should be feeling good with two weeks to get ready for Athens. Instead, we're all pissy even though we just got our second biggest win of the year, because it was that close to being stolen from us after we built a 24-point lead. They almost tanked our entire season. Either the SEC fires those bums, or it's complicit in that bullshit.
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Cocktail Party - Florida v Georgia
Can't believe I don't get this god damned game. This country is going to shit.