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TexArcher

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  1. Because sooners are lying pieces of shit?
  2. It's the latter. And if he gets hurt worse today, it can be used against Venables in recruiting for years.
  3. I think it's less than that, isn't it? They're saying he's been out since 9/20 -- that was the last time he played. But wasn't his surgery several days after that, like on Wed or Thurs? Edit: his surgery was on 9/24. So, he's 17 days into a 4-to-6-week recovery? Against our defense, with his offensive line? I mean, okay then.
  4. Whatever. He's gonna be throwing on the run, under pressure, with a busted hand. Cool. Honestly, I'd rather face him at 70% than his backup at 100%.
  5. The Happy Hooker Goes to Washington.
  6. I feel good. We're gonna win. Fuck ou a thousand times.
  7. His highlights are amazing, but he's gonna be doing ads for Prevagen by the time he's 26.
  8. OU FUCKING SUCKS
  9. Also, Don Junior's cocaine stash is now code named "The Presidential Library Fund."
  10. Donald Trump does not win the Nobel Peace Prize. Now who do we bomb first?
  11. We try to instill fear, then we go after the people who showed fear. This is Schoolyard Bully 101, but with weapons and impunity.
  12. Finally got around to Dog Day Afternoon. Pacino was great, obviously, but I was a little disappointed that Cazale didn't get to do as much. It's a very good movie, but I wouldn't rate it as high as other 70s classics like the two Godfather films, Chinatown, etc.
  13. I wonder how Greenland is gonna feel about being invaded by a Nobel Peace Prize winner. Awkward!
  14. And they'll have Canadian Ted Cruz speak, to show that they're not racists. Murka!
  15. The only part of ou-without-Mateer that worries me is their D line. The rest is overrated crap. And yes, our defense is still very good. They're allowing 12 points a game even after last weekend. And give Florida some credit. That's a talented team that had its back against the wall. I think we're going to handle ou with a defensive clinic. Don't ask me about Vandy, Georgia, or aggy. But I think they're all better than ou-without-Mateer.
  16. I just saw that Turning Point USA is going to have "counter-programming" during Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime performance. What a bunch of fucking children. No, wait, that's what they do and cover up. Apparently that's very legal and very cool as long as no one speaks Spanish while they're doing it.
  17. Brent Venables thinks John Wick's dog got what it deserved.
  18. Brent Venables started a lobbying group to try to make public cleavage and yoga pants illegal.
  19. Did he even say thank you to all the white people who made his presidency possible?
  20. You guessed it... Frank Stallone
  21. Brent Venables thinks George Harrison's solo stuff is better than the Beatles.
  22. I've been telling my real-life friends, for almost a decade, that I don't like being the most cynical person I know. It's not by design, and it doesn't feel very good. But I don't see any other way to honestly appraise the situation.
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