Everything posted by TexArcher
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Cowboys are calling plays like the team that takes the fewest sacks wins. They are terrified.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
I have Nabers, too, and AJ Brown. They were so worthless that they negated Bijan's big day.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Listening to this batshit crazy old ass man try to explain why the Micah Parsons trade was a good deal makes me glad I'm not a Cowboys fan. Good lord. He's trying to act like he just pulled off Herschel Trade 2.0.
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The Trump Economy
Yeah, and he raped a bunch of women and probably some kids. But Hillary stored emails on the wrong server once. So it evens out. They're all bad. I just like Trump because he tells it like it is and he gets shit done, like taking away women's rights and deporting people with any significant level of melanin. I want the 1950s back, when this country was truly great for straight Christian caucasian men, you see?
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Yeah, but it always looks wide open at the end of September. And it's not any more wide open than last year when the championship game was #7 vs #8. Also, Ole Miss is really good. Them giving LSU a hell of game does not say anything bad about LSU. And Penn State and Oregon not looking any better than we did against Ohio State doesn't say anything bad about them, or us, either. For all the hand-wringing on this site, we are absolutely one of the 8-ish teams that can win the whole thing.
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UGA- Bama 7:30 on ABC
They should make a review like that a coach's chsllenge. Georgia didn't want it. Just let them run the hurry up play.
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UGA- Bama 7:30 on ABC
I mean, I literally could have gotten closer than that, and I'm 49 and not a kicker.
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UGA- Bama 7:30 on ABC
That might be the worst field goal attempt I've ever seen.
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Oregon at Penn State NBC
Oregon just absolutely shitting on the people who bet on them. God dammit.
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Oregon at Penn State NBC
This game makes me wish I had taxes to do instead.
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UGA- Bama 7:30 on ABC
This is an entertaining ballgame.
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UGA- Bama 7:30 on ABC
Now that was a nice play call. Wall of blockers there.
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UGA- Bama 7:30 on ABC
Take the field goal there, god damn. After watching every coach in the world ignore game theory and punt on 4th and 1 from anywhere for decades, now the pendulum has swung to completely incorrect the other way.
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UGA- Bama 7:30 on ABC
He'll be selling tires way before then.
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UGA- Bama 7:30 on ABC
Yeah, but fuck Floridia, too.
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UGA- Bama 7:30 on ABC
Sure, but it wasn't exactly 3rd and 4 from the 6 yard line!
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UGA- Bama 7:30 on ABC
LOL at using all of your timeouts in the 1st quarter.
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2025 Random Games thread
Holy multiple holds, Batman
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2025 Random Games thread
I hate Pedo St, but the whiteout is one of the coolest things in college football. Be even cooler if Oregon kicks their ass.
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Auburn at A&M - 2:30 on ESPN
Aggy is gonna call this a quality win and not even notice when Auburn goes 5-7. I'm telling y'all. They're still going 8-4.
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Auburn at A&M - 2:30 on ESPN
I looked at their schedule, and the back half is brutal. This team has no business beating Mizzou, LSU, or Texas on the road. I bet they still find their way to 8-4.
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Auburn at A&M - 2:30 on ESPN
The funny thing is that aggy probably thinks this is a great Wrecking Crew performance. It's like beating up a 13-year-old and thinking you're a badass.
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Auburn at A&M - 2:30 on ESPN
God damn, that's a bad throw.
- Auburn at A&M - 2:30 on ESPN
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Auburn at A&M - 2:30 on ESPN
Auburn is soft dog shit.