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  1. TexArcher
    HAVE AN ANEURYSM, YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT!!! DO IT!!! BLEED OUT THROUGH YOUR NOSE ON NATIONAL TV!!!
  2. TexArcher
    Violently killed, not peacefully killed! Violent killing is the worst kind. It's science.
  3. TexArcher
    Ahhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajajajajajakskdicjd OUR PETS HEADS ARE BEING EATEN!!!!!
  4. TexArcher
    Oh, people leave his rallies early?? Oh, shit, he gonna go big mad.....
  5. TexArcher
    Executing babies!!
  6. TexArcher
    We hardly make chips anymore. And China pays the tariff on Chinese goods sold to Americans. Good job, Wharton.
  7. TexArcher
    The great job we did with the pandemic, with a straight face. My god.
  8. TexArcher
    He sounds annoyingly coherent. The words are bullshit, but the delivery is steady.
  9. TexArcher
    Yeah, a colored woman approaching him like an equal. The fucking nerve.
  10. TexArcher
    She already won the handshake, lol. Fuck this old motherfucker up, let's go!!
  11. TexArcher
    I'm just wondering what the cognitive dissonance will make Trump say or do once he realizes he's getting his ass kicked on national TV tonight. I think he really might call her a bitch or something?
  12. TexArcher
    Of course the anti-education party doesn't know when to use less and fewer.
  13. TexArcher
    He's already sowing the seeds to claim election fraud when and if he loses. And his horde of morons doesn't have the basic civics education to see the glaring problem with this propaganda. Shit's gonna get ugly no matter who wins this election.
  14. TexArcher
    Wait a minute, hold on. I'm supposed to believe that Donald Trump typed the word "skullduggery," and spelled it correctly, and didn't capitalize it for emphasis, and used it correctly, because he knows what it means? I mean, the golf champion bit is more likely. Come on, staffers, you have to pretend to have an IQ of 74 and a library of 8 books when you type as him.
  15. TexArcher
    Yeah, that sounds about right, actually. I just really hope he gets chosen in prison someday.
  16. TexArcher
    "She would not have been the chosen one" As if a bunch of women are all lined up hoping that you'll bless them with that little orange thumb of a dick? And that's why you have to pay them or force them, you ugly fat fuck?
  17. TexArcher
    RIP to an icon.
  18. TexArcher
    Yeah, Leinart had won two championships and a gazillion games in a row. He couldn't believe they'd lost, because he hadn't thought it was possible, and he'd been right for a long time. This slapnuts yesterday saw his team get blown off the field, in part because of his two turnovers and QBR under 50. And he's like y'all didn't win, we beat ourselves. No, dude. Texas kicked the shit of you, and there wasn't anything you could've done to stop it, or you would've. You lost by 19, and it woulda been worse without a garbage time score and a touchdown stolen from us. Quit talking and try to go win more than 8 games so you don't get benched.
  19. TexArcher
    Yeah, man, that one touchdown y'all got at the end against our backups really showed how bad it coulda been for us if y'all hadn't let us off the hook with that 31-6 lead. We really dodged a bullet. See y'all in the playoff. I mean, not this year, but sooner or later, maybe.
  20. TexArcher
    Then you can turtle in the 2nd half. Fuck these guys.
  21. TexArcher
    We're gonna fuck this ou team up in a bad way.
  22. TexArcher
    ou seems like they suck.
  23. TexArcher
    If I could just get them to bring me some Pluckers, this would be perfect.
  24. TexArcher
    Yeah, what's that like...?
  25. TexArcher
    Notre Dame lost to nobody the week after beating aggy? Oh, fucking glorious lulz.

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