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TexArcher

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  1. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL PIGGY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLIKOLOL
  2. "Look at Notre Dame lighting up an SEC blueblood, but they couldn't beat us. We're 100% winning the SEC and returning to the glory of the 1930s. Sieg Heil, gig 'em, whoop!" -- Aggy
  3. "He treats everybody like they're the greatest person in the world." I mean, I guess if you only see Trump at his country club, and you don't have a vagina, or you have a penis but you're old enough to defend yourself, and you're as white as blue-eyed Jesus, then Trump probably treats you like a decent person because you might want to invest in his business, or loan him money, or traffic a Thai ladyboy to his hotel, etc.
  4. Man, just wait til that Trickle Down Economics kicks in and my paychecks get faaaaaaaaat. This is gonna rule!
  5. I would literally pay my entire checking account to see DJT get sucked into that engine.
  6. Does Mar-a-Lago have a soccer pitch? Cha-ching.
  7. It's the fucking Catalina War Mixer.
  8. Buckle up, Greenland.
  9. Detroit is really fighting Houston for that extra week of offseason. Who wants it more?
  10. Zing. You really got Joe Biden good. You still fucked kids, though.
  11. God damn, that is the 21st Century United States right there.
  12. Just go 12-1 and win the SEC so the only argument is if we're #1 or #2 seed.
  13. Cedar Park with the gray sky striptease, but you know the movie's PG-13 and you ain't gonna see shit.
  14. I don't think it matters. They'll spin this as an attack on ICE and an excuse to ramp things up. We're into the massive quickening phase at this point.
  15. And ICE is about to have an even bigger blank check to hurt people. God dammit.
  16. Yes, Jimmy Kimmel's show is an illegal campaign contribution. Another conspiracy cracked by the guy who doesn't know how to Google words he can't pronounce before he goes on national tv to say them, but at least he's not staring directly into eclipses anymore, I guess?
  17. American soy farmer bailout by fiscal conservative morons in 3... 2... 1...
  18. We all know ou still sucks.
  19. I'm not gonna cheer for his injury. He might not have been at ou long enough to be a complete piece of shit yet. But I am thinking of all the sooners who bet on him to win the Heisman. And I am gonna cheer for that. Fuck 'em to infinity.
  20. It's almost October, aggy is undefeated and in the top 10 for a moment, and Looch can't stop making excuses for how many games Texas is about to win. They all know what is coming.
  21. Does Gundy have any eligibility left? I hear the other Oklahoma school needs a quarterback all of a sudden......
  22. Tell that aggy dumbshit that we hope Reed manages to stay healthy so we can ragdoll his ass all over DKR.
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