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  1. TexArcher
    He just threw a batting practice fastball. When gun control comes up in the debate, Kamala should say something like, "You know, my opponent's running mate finally said something that was true. School shootings are a fact of life. But they're only a fact of life HERE. Why is that? And don't try to pin it on mental illness, because there are mentally ill people in England, and Japan, and Australia, and this doesn't happen there. No, the 70% of Americans who want assault weapons banned know why it's only 'a fact of life' here. And I'm going to work to make sure that the majority gets what it wants, the way it's supposed to work in a democracy. Because unlike my opponents, I care more about this nation's children than I do about money from the NRA."
  2. TexArcher
    All this foreign finding out makes me think maybe I know what we're doing wrong in this country.
  3. TexArcher
    Yeah, because swing states are heavily populated, and there's a school shooting somewhere in this country about twice a fucking week. So, yeah, there is a shooting in a swing state within 2 months of an election every time. You're trying to insinuate something when it really isn't any more complicated than simple probability, you fucking hack demon.
  4. TexArcher
    Jesus, I heard 2 dead and 4 injured about 15 minutes ago. And I felt surreal as I actually thought, well, at least this one wasn't *that* bad. The fucking country we live in today, good god.
  5. TexArcher
    FUCK REPUBLICANS
  6. TexArcher
    Brilliant businessman.
  7. TexArcher
    It's truly amazing how stupid half of this country is. There was a Photoshop of two pics of young Kamala Harris's face on a stripper's body, and I saw that forwarded on by at least three people I know on Facebook. They were aghast that a former stripper was running for president and the mainstream media refused to talk about it. Hook, line, and sinker idiocy. Everything is exactly what you're being told it is, except for medical advice from doctors. Part of me hopes they do stir up some shit on Inauguration Day. We need a cleansing.
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    Excuse me, sir, but I will not sit here and let you besmirch the good name of Mark "the Rifleman" Farris. Perhaps you need a refresher from his Wiki page...
  9. TexArcher
    I'm not gonna lie, when Arch let it go over the middle with that quick release, my dick moved a little.
  10. TexArcher
    467 total yards, 3 touchdowns, and 0 turnovers against the greatest team of all time will never be topped by anyone, at any school. And he left on a 20-game winning streak with Michigan, Ohio State, ou, and USC pelts on the wall. VY was the greatest college quarterback of all time.
  11. TexArcher
    Too. Soon.
  12. TexArcher
    Yep. I was sitting there at 1-0 halftime wondering if we'd pay for all the near misses in the first half. Also, have to give credit to their keeper for three good saves. The bad is that Chelsea could've scored 6 and only got 1. The good is that they could've scored 6. The buildup and chance creation are legit.
  13. TexArcher
    If we can play anywhere near as well as we did in Tuscaloosa last year, this could be an ass kicking. Texas 38-21.
  14. TexArcher
    He was concussed and brain damaged, and he stayed in there because he loves Aggyland so much. He may not be talented, but he's a helluva lot tougher than sips like Cart McCry, and that's all the matters. That, and forearms, and he's got two of those.
  15. TexArcher
    Chelsea with two narrow misses and another shot stopped by one of the saves of the year. Could easily be 3-0 at barely 20 minutes in. And there's the breakthrough on a lovely counter.
  16. TexArcher
    Jesus tapdancing Christ, they're talking about whether or not they'll get into the playoff if they finish 10-2. The better question is what happened to make all those other teams forfeit so many games??
  17. TexArcher
    Hahahahahahahaha pooooooooor aggieeeeeeesssssss
  18. TexArcher
    God help us all....
  19. TexArcher
    They keep dropping me before I can get to the "move to the Big 10 or back to the Big 12 where we might win" part, dammit.
  20. TexArcher
    Dave in Pear Land time.........
  21. TexArcher
    The one from a couple of years ago? I don't think anybody got it. But they bit hard and let me go for a few minutes. It was the year after their big 9-1 season and I pointed out that all "we" did was play 2 good teams and go 1-1, and beat 8 scrubs, and now "we're" gonna be crap again like always after the first loss of the following year. They didn't like me critiquing "our historic season."
  22. TexArcher
    Yeah, I called them as Mike in Houston a couple of years ago. That's what I meant above with "Mark in Spring is Mike in Houston's buddy" It was gonna get so much better, but they actually responded somewhat sanely this time.
  23. TexArcher
    God dammit, it was all teed up. I didn't expect them to take the back in TU's shadow thing so well. They lost their shit last time I trolled them.
  24. TexArcher
    Fuck, they hung up on me before I could suggest moving to the Big Ten!! God dammit, man.
  25. TexArcher
    Mark in Spring is Mike in Houston's old buddy..

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