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TexArcher

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Everything posted by TexArcher

  1. Man's run right there.
  2. Ohio State had the ball for about half an hour and didn't score, lol. Ryan Day trying to put himself in position to need to beat Michigan to save his job?
  3. Nope
  4. LOL at prevent defense in the 1st quarter. Basketball school asses.
  5. Nevermind, grounding's correct.
  6. Novelty wore off after his first season, imo.
  7. Dumb question amnesty, please. I just moved into a new place with carpet upstairs (commence with shaved downstairs jokes). If I steam clean with a rental from Home Depot or some such place, am I running the risk of growing mold under the carpet? My understanding is that it takes at least 12 hours and maybe 24 for mold to begin. It's very difficult to tell from the internet how long I should expect the carpet to stay damp, so...?
  8. Aspinall is way too big for Jon, and they both know it.
  9. Joey Mannarino seems like he's got a micropeen.
  10. Okay, now he's just appointing people he wants to sexually assault. MTG and Boebert should be getting their spots next.
  11. Her name had crossed my mind for a SC seat, actually. Why not? All that matters is fealty.
  12. Jesus Christ, he's saying, "Sure, I did it, but you can't prove it." Like he's too proud of it to just deny it.
  13. Oh, for fuck's sake, this could happen.
  14. Barack wore a tan suit and Michelle showed her shoulders, and it was the end of the world to these people. What are those nnnnnnnncommunists doing to our beloved country?! A few years later, and all of these same family values frauds are on board with a rapist president, a pedo AG, a quack doc in charge of Medicare/Medicaid, and a god damned WWE character dismantling education. But there aren't any nnnnnnnnncommunists or intellectual elites in this government! These flag-wearing fucking idiots have hired the executioners of this country, and they're too god damned stupid to even realize it.
  15. A guy from Fox News wasn't honest? Now I've heard it all...
  16. I've said for years that it's like we're living in a Jonathan Swift story or SNL sketch that was scrapped because it was too over-the-top to work as satire. But here we are. And it gets more surreal and ridiculous by the day.
  17. I mean, sure, a former WWE executive is going to dismantle public education. Of course that's going to happen.
  18. Only if he gets that Sammy Sosa/Michael Jackson disease....
  19. At this point, I'm guessing MTG for Secratury of Edyucashun and Mike Lindell for Solo Chief of the newly created Pillow Force.
  20. Man, fuck cancer.
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