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TexArcher

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  1. Finally got around to Dog Day Afternoon. Pacino was great, obviously, but I was a little disappointed that Cazale didn't get to do as much. It's a very good movie, but I wouldn't rate it as high as other 70s classics like the two Godfather films, Chinatown, etc.
  2. I wonder how Greenland is gonna feel about being invaded by a Nobel Peace Prize winner. Awkward!
  3. And they'll have Canadian Ted Cruz speak, to show that they're not racists. Murka!
  4. The only part of ou-without-Mateer that worries me is their D line. The rest is overrated crap. And yes, our defense is still very good. They're allowing 12 points a game even after last weekend. And give Florida some credit. That's a talented team that had its back against the wall. I think we're going to handle ou with a defensive clinic. Don't ask me about Vandy, Georgia, or aggy. But I think they're all better than ou-without-Mateer.
  5. I just saw that Turning Point USA is going to have "counter-programming" during Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime performance. What a bunch of fucking children. No, wait, that's what they do and cover up. Apparently that's very legal and very cool as long as no one speaks Spanish while they're doing it.
  6. Brent Venables thinks John Wick's dog got what it deserved.
  7. Brent Venables started a lobbying group to try to make public cleavage and yoga pants illegal.
  8. Did he even say thank you to all the white people who made his presidency possible?
  9. You guessed it... Frank Stallone
  10. Brent Venables thinks George Harrison's solo stuff is better than the Beatles.
  11. I've been telling my real-life friends, for almost a decade, that I don't like being the most cynical person I know. It's not by design, and it doesn't feel very good. But I don't see any other way to honestly appraise the situation.
  12. Yeah, it's over 80 years later, different part of the world, and all of that. What I was really getting at was how long it took Hitler to get things in place before shit really hit the fan. We're still in the early days of this rising fascist state. I don't think we'll see a holocaust, per se. But this country will get a whole lot whiter and more Christian over the next few years. And I don't think we can rule out a world war. It's hard to even know for sure how far these ghouls are prepared to go. I mean Stephen Miller is like an SNL character for a Nazi sketch.
  13. Yep. Hitler took power in 1933. WWII started in 1939. It took a long time to move all the pieces in place, and this is a much bigger country. I'm surprised and disheartened at how much progress they've made in less than 9 months. And what little resistance they're running into will run out of steam. Dark times are coming, and soon.
  14. I guess all the Texas National Guard members who can run more than 25 consecutive strides are being reserved for more important duties like chasing busboys and house painters who want to cross the border and support our economy.
  15. Trump refusing to pay people he owes, no shit? And yes, y'all did vote for this, suckers.
  16. Coming soon: "I'd like to see any other unranked team beat Vanderbilt on their home field. Those guys are RANKED. Football is HARD."
  17. No one thinks that.
  18. Hope he's bringing some players.
  19. South Florida is holding on line 1, coach........
  20. Going 7-5 will have us in such peak condition that we'll be ready to play 4 postseason games at once in the Mighty Fine Burger Bowl.
  21. I definitely knew who he was, and I remember his name being speculated on tv the same night.
  22. Well, he's not a human being, so.
  23. Look, I hate Bob Stoops as much as anybody, but I don't think he's worse than Stephen Miller.
  24. I mean, what if Oregon ordered its own National Guard not to let the Texas National Guard in? I don't think anyone would escalate like that, but how would that go down?
  25. This is about ending gun violence about as much as ending abortion was about saving babies. They're just giving their base what it wants so they can keep profiting.
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