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TexArcher

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  1. Of all the commercials that should have stayed dead and buried, my god.
  2. Replay shows two fouls and the announcers are like, "That coulda been a tie-up."
  3. Welp, if this is how it's gonna be, I'm putting my pants back on.
  4. Weaver is so explosive, but he's also calm about it, never out of control. He's just more athletic than you are.
  5. How does their coach have more appreciation for Weaver than ours?
  6. Seriously. We got 5 fouls on them in 8 minutes and we quit going inside. Made 3 will shut me up. But not for long.
  7. Why, so you won't be able to see how fucking good Weaver is?
  8. 8 of 15, 9-8 on rebounds, 1-3 on turnovers, 2-4 on fouls. That'll do!!
  9. I feel good about this game, man. Good intensity, pretty good shot selection, drawing some fouls, let's go.
  10. I like how our offense is weave and take a contested shot with like 10 left on the clock. Innovative shit.
  11. Alright, fuck it. Let's try to win.
  12. Never bought a wallet or cologne. Always Christmas gifts.
  13. Individual liberties, tho. You can do whatever you want from this list we made.
  14. Thoughts and prayers for that white Christian racist lady's upcoming blindness.
  15. Maybe you're right. Maybe we're not a big deal. Maybe you have five thousand posts on everybody else's website, too.
  16. Looks like ol' Conor's been injecting the steroids directly into his skull. How the hell did Dana White and Joe Rogan end up with this kind of power? 25 years ago they were part of a fledgling PPV of fights at riverboat casinos. Now they help run the GOP. Fucking bizarre world, man.
  17. Or the mom drank and smoked meth during the pregnancy with him. Or maybe she banged a genetically stupid mailman?
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