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    Seriously. Dude doesn't even like most of his own kids, and you think he gives a shit about the plight of Gaza? Do you really think he could even point to Gaza on a map?
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    Yes, you idiot. Biden did the best he could with a bad situation. He doesn't run Israel. True story. The Palestinians fucked up and gave a war criminal with a very powerful military the nearly complete support of his own people to go and exterminate them. It's the epitome of FAFO. What was Biden supposed to do, invade Israel to make them stop shelling Gaza? And by the way, Trump is gonna be worse than Biden for literally every person on the planet other than Trump and maybe Don, Jr. That's it. Trump doesn't even like most of his own family. And did you not hear the parade of pretty much everyone who's ever worked with Trump warning us about the dangers of him getting another term? No, of course you didn't. Why would you ever watch the news? You thought Trump would be better for Gaza than Biden? Oh you sweet, stupid summer child.
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    What kind of fucked up currency exchange must she be using to think that aggy has more money than Texas? Is she counting the resale value of their Nazi memorabilia collection or something?
  4. TexArcher
    Nothing a god-king does can be corrupt. It is automatically right and good.
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    "Manning is garbage" Brought to you by the quarterback scouts who also said: "Connor Weigman is gonna win a Heisman" "Haynes King is gonna win a Heisman" "I'd rather have Reggie McNeal than Vince Young" "Mark Farris is so good he needs a nickname" Etc...
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    He's going to stop the flow of drugs into the United States by doing them all himself.
  7. TexArcher
    Stop making me agree with you this week, you inbred, illiterate, sheep-fucking gomer.
  8. TexArcher
    So, homeboy just won an election that was about inflation more than any other issue, and one of his first announcements is that he's going to drive inflation to new heights? We are so turbo fucked.
  9. TexArcher
    After all the Cart McCry business, it's gonna be really uncomfortable for them when they have to stretcher off whatever's left of Marcel Reed.
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    Yeah, I'm sure it'll be way harder than playing a great Bama team in Tuscaloosa last year, or a great Georgia team at home this year, or playing Michigan in the Big House, or ou in Dallas. Y'all really don't know shit about atmosphere. And the thing is, y'all can pipe in all the noise you want, but you're still a 6 to 8 win team that will hit the top of its range because it avoided almost all of the SEC heavies. All but one.... No one is scared of you, or of Kyle Field. You'll see...
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    Not sure what these models have been looking at, tbh. Aggy offense is pedestrian, and our defense is a bunch of savages. Aggy defense is reeling after giving up 43 and 44 to their last two SEC opponents. We've played very well in big games the last couple of seasons. And Sark is gonna have some surprises for them. And the hard-to-beat-at-Kyle thing is a bit of a myth. They lose 1 to 3 at home every year. I called it 31-13 Texas, but that's honestly me being conservative because it's a rivalry game and Sark tends to turtle with second half leads on the road. I think there is about a 25% chance we blow their fucking doors off.
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    Oh, I would just bang them all. My dick doesn't see color, or standards.
  13. TexArcher
    I don't have any aggy friends, but the family thing really can't be helped.
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    Difference between 8-4 and 7-5 is huge. This had to be a W. There aren't a lot of should-wins in the NFL, but if you're a contender you don't lose to this team at home.
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    I'm gonna go take a shit.
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  18. TexArcher
    "Your weekly Laramy Tunsil false start"
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    That'll do.
  20. TexArcher
    Um, what's the record for sacks in a game?
  21. TexArcher
    A 12-minute delay for a flag to be picked up? Cool. So cool.
  22. TexArcher
    Hey, maybe let's not give up 40+ to a 2-8 team, yeah?
  23. TexArcher
    Oh, what a gift. Go get that halftime lead.
  24. TexArcher
    Welp, this is less fun than I was expecting.
  25. TexArcher
    You've gotta be god damned kidding me. How the fuck do you push a guy and expect him to fall over in the NFL? Four of y'all? God dammit.

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