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TexArcher

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  1. No idea, but their OL has looked like a wall in the half a dozen of their games I've seen. A goofy, weird wall, but a wall.
  2. If we win this game, it will be because Arch threw/ran for 300+ with no turnovers and our defense got at least one takeaway. I don't know if we can get to Reed with their offensive line, and I'm not sure we want to without Ant Hill to chase the scrambles (probably). But if we can confuse him with schemes, he's gonna throw it to us at least once. Aggy has not played a good team in three months. And their defense is ass. Let's fucking go.
  3. If only we could've settled this on the field or something.
  4. An aggy family member explained at Thanksgiving how they should actually be #1 because they've "played a much harder schedule than Ohio State and Indiana." Fucking hell. All you've done is beat Notre Dame and the bottom half of the SEC. How is aggy beating Notre Dame on the road by 1 better than Indiana beating Oregon on the road by 10? And Ohio State is the defending champion and they won a top 5 matchup and have never been challenged since. Of course they're ranked above you. We need to slap the shit out of these delusional assclowns. For America.
  5. Well, the SEC does seem to like its narratives, and if you watched the aggy/Arky game, you saw aggy get an awful lot of help. Seems like they've been selected this year. And I get that national media really like Reed and Concepcion, and rightly so. But that defense is dogshit. And all of our struggles have been on the road. I could see everyone picking them if it were in College Station. But in Austin, you'd think at least a handful of them would realize that we have a very good chance tomorrow. Fuck aggy either way.
  6. I think I finally get why aggy are so into meat judging. It's a code, right?
  7. Yes, please
  8. It's moron. Or dipshit.
  9. Well, I'm not a fan of the SEC. My rooting interest is Texas. But if the 5th best team in the SEC is better than the 2nd best team in the ACC or Big 12, then it isn't excessive at all. If that is how it shakes out, we can come back to this and you can tell me if you think the lowest ranked SEC playoff team would lose on a neutral field to BYU or Utah. But I doubt you'll persuade many people.
  10. BYU and Utah have each played 2 ranked opponents all year, and that's only because they played each other. The Big 12 is Tech and a bunch of crap. And the ACC is worse. Yeah, aggy's had a miracle draw. That doesn't make the Big 12 good at football. Please stop.
  11. Well, sure. Elite is a strong word. But the SEC has 7 teams at 9-2 or better.
  12. We can stop pretending there are 4 power conferences any time now.
  13. Dude, Kyle, y'all have century old championships that you didn't even win on the wall. Go sit down.
  14. Well, that's a good place to meet kids, so yeah.
  15. I'm genuinely at surprised how many people think it's even possible for a Democrat to save us in 2028, as if there is going to be a fair election, and as if the current regime will step aside if it loses.
  16. Twice last year!
  17. I mean, that's one way to spin the fact that you've played a bunch of terrible teams.....
  18. Yeah, but Texas is 1-1 against the Bulldogs. Aggy is 2-0 against the Bulldogs, including a shutout last weekend. Advantage: aggy. It's science.
  19. Hey, guys! Guys! I got it. Let's throw the game against tu so that they don't slide into the playoffs by beating us at full strength. Then everybody will know how much we don't care about them. It's totally worth missing the conference championship game for the first time in our history to stick it to tu AND show everybody how much we don't care about tu at the same time. Whoop?
  20. Aggy arguing with us that they are actually our biggest rival and not ou is the aggyest thing ever. The only way they could out-aggy that is to start putting fake championships on their stadium. Oh, wait...
  21. Without spoiling anything in the first post, it is visually amazing and a very good movie. But it does deviate from the novel in some significant ways. I enjoyed it and expect to enjoy it more on a second viewing when I'm not caught off-guard by the changes. Definitely recommend it.
  22. Imagine being a graduate of an engineering school and not being able to figure out how to use that internet thingy.
  23. This is one hell of a rebuttal. I yield. Wait, no, fuck you instead.
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