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TexArcher

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  1. Transportation, transformers, transistors, and translations will all be illegal by next Tuesday.
  2. Yep. We're handing China international supremacy on a silver platter. Which makes me wonder if China and Russia are in bed together. Everything Russia is making us do benefits China...
  3. Helpful hint, dipshit: if the cartels actually were in Canada, it would only be because your disgrace to burnt orange Fat Bastard clone with a tiny dick was unable to deliver on his campaign promise in 2016. Remember the wall that Mexico was definitely gonna pay for? So, what, did the cartels use the Mexican navy to get all the way up there? Also, all that border crisis shit you love to lay at Biden's feet for the last four years? Yeah, that wouldn't have happened either if your sweet potato tub of shit had delivered on literally his biggest promise to us. Misdirecting fucking liars, the lot of you. Fuck you in your smug fat faces.
  4. Batshit crazy, but there's probably an excellent chance that this happens. They will do whatever it takes to rescind Joe Biden's pardon of Hunter Biden. And I'd bet a pretty big amount that they'll succeed. They'll just do whatever they want and justify it however they want. Honestly, the Bidens and Faucis need to leave this country.
  5. Yeah, but she's got a vagina, so she can't be all the way one of them. They aren't gonna stop until there's 535 white men in Congress and 9 white men on the SC. I can't wait to see the look on MTG's face when she gets primaried by a 65-year-old white guy named Josiah who beats her easily. Silver linings.
  6. True. Those rebuttals are always the epitome of preaching to the choir.
  7. Greenland was invited to join and told that we're going to get them one way or the other.
  8. He's 100% misquoting Zelensky right now.
  9. Did RFK just give him a Sieg Heil?
  10. How many black US citizens are there? -- MTG, probably
  11. Fun fact: Taiwan Semiconductor's market share is about 60%, not 97%. Edit: confirmed on Morningstar, as of today, time to debunk = less than 60 seconds.
  12. The anti-vax guy who fucked up a pandemic is talking about finding a cure for diseases. Amazing.
  13. So, MTG can yell through a SotU address repeatedly, but this gentleman gets escorted out. Because of course. Now upholding and maintaining decorum matters. You pieces of shit.
  14. Come on aneurysm on national tv, ONE TIME!!!
  15. Yeah, he's working tirelessly to get Zelensky to surrender to Puppeteer Putin.
  16. I want to stab all of these people in their eyes with a fork.
  17. Fuck that. Someone should shit into their own hand and throw it at him.
  18. This can't possibly be real, and yet I have no doubt that it is. What a great way to provoke a riot so you can shoot some nnnnnnnnnnnnnliberal troublemakers. Fuck, man.
  19. Why, just because the market's plummeted like 7% in less than two weeks, GDP growth is all of a sudden projected to be negative, grocery inflation has already started, there's suddenly an employment crisis, we've turned on an ally very publicly, we've stopped cyber ops against our old enemy Russia, and all of our European allies hate us now? Yeah, but at least women don't have sovereignty over their own bodies anymore and military-grade weapons can still be purchased at sporting goods stores. Omelet. Eggs. Collateral damage. Covfefe. Lib tears! *Rushes to Fox News to figure out what to type next*
  20. And he'll stick up liquor stores anyway because those other kinds of jobs are beneath him.
  21. And he's about to be living liquor store stick-up to liquor store stick-up.
  22. Exactly the same thought, lol.
  23. Not me. I just turned 49 and I will be retiring somewhere between 57 and 60. I'm not sure where I'll live out my days after that, but it won't be here. There are too many beautiful places in this world with a cost of living less than half of ours. And I expect I'll be sick and god damned tired of watching this fallen empire rot from within by then. Hell, the only question in my mind is if I'll be forced to leave sooner.
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