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Majorcholas

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  1. I was there and happened to be sitting near the achos parents. Nobody in the Texas stands knew what the hell happened on that play. other top moments from that game: 1) some drunk dude yelling “show us your tits Lisa!” While Lisa salters was doing a sideline piece. 2) whole crowd chanting “RUUUUUUDY...RUUUUUUDY” at end of game after their douche qb talked crap all week. 3) hearing Texas fight getting louder and louder and then realizing the LHB was marching through sea world. Badass 4) Brandon foster having game of his life on defense. 5) me barfing on sidewalk while walking home to hotel but still throwing the horns up when team busses were driving by.
  2. Being The most sane person on this site is like being the best looking chick in West Virginia. You are the only one that cares and it’s not that impressive to anyone really.
  3. I think you meant lays bbq. The all American girl next door chip. A classic
  4. Who is gonna take one for the team and verify futureman’s anal sacrifice?
  5. This better be true or the negging afterward will damn your soul to all eternity.
  6. If urban is a badass... Toms not on sideline saturday which sends this thread into oblivion. Then he would parachute down pregame (from ya’lls coveted jet that’s being tracked) holding the game ball and land at the fifty. Rip off his flight suit and walk his ass over to sideline in his Khakis and Burnt orange polo. Best intro press conf ever
  7. Okay, I’m semi retarded. Are we thinking that urban is flying around in a Texas boosters airplane?
  8. Surly is already peak offseason. Buckle up boys
  9. We need another tweet, flight info, porta potty intel, or someone paged at the airport soon. My koolaid is getting stale.
  10. Az/Mexico...meh same difference
  11. Would wood
  12. Hey a good time is a good time.
  13. Don’t know if that’s possible. 😂
  14. Walton is absolutely the worst thing to happen to college basketball.
  15. ‘Member when we were getting saban? i hope it’s not blue balls again....
  16. I would love to meet her....
  17. Someone tell me why bj foster isn’t in our secondary on every play?
  18. And let’s be honest....volleyball uniforms are nice
  19. Did you know colt and ship’s dads were roommates?
  20. Even better: the eyes of Texas are upon you (south Austin’s mom) you cannot get away (surly) at night or early in the morn (when she is most active) till Gabriel blows his horn (signal for the next guy’s turn, or something kinky with a dude named Gabe)
  21. The eyes of Texas are upon you (Santa Anna for the Alamo) you cannot get away (revenge is ours) at night or early in the morn (when surprise attacks would take place in battle) till Gabriel blows his horn (a Texan will never forget till Jesus comes back) We can all make shit up.
  22. As a society we have completely moved on from being able to disagree. You have to be Stalin or hitler if your opinion is different than mine.
  23. IF this liberal arts professor actually got the history right. The eyes are pretty loosely affiliated with any slavery. BUT if it truly did start out as a racist song but then became adopted as a song that millions of people of all races, genders, classes and religions sing in honor of a team we all love for the past 100 years without a shred of malice be the most badass American thing ever?
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