Everything posted by Majorcholas
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ULM Warhawks @ Longhorns 7PM on LHN - The Mullet Hath Arriveth
Holy crap Derek. Drink a beer. Take a breath. Life is okay
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ULM Warhawks @ Longhorns 7PM on LHN - The Mullet Hath Arriveth
Zack Greinke of QBs?
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2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'
That is when I quit reading. Too vulnerable deep in quarters? Cue up the Jackie Chan “my mind is full of fuck” meme
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2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'
2022 fall camp: wood grain grippin?
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2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'
It’s gonna be card! Season is over! Who’s the next coach??!!! herp a derp a derp
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2022 Fall Camp: Drippin'
Of course. It couldn’t possibly be that he’s an ultra talented speedy slot receiver, who can’t stay out of the doghouse, keeps getting suspended, and constantly a threat to transfer because of off the field shenanigans. I for one hope this is charge is about something stupid and he turns out to be a great asset.
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2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)
It’s summer, but we’ll take it
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I bet shipping is abnormally slow.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Women romancing each other?
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Aggy logic….. aggy - “how can anyone decide to go to stupid tu? They haven’t won anything lately? They must be buying everyone with NIL money!!!!” aggy signed number one class last year and haven’t won ANYTHING since WWII. (Besides wwii itself) and got called out by the biggiest “buying players program” ever in bama. Never change please!
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Kinda racist
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Realignment talk not going away
Can we please just NEVER chant SEC! SEC! SEC! Leave that shit for aggy
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CWS Game 12: Texas vs. Mississippi State 6:55 CDT First Pitch
I take back all the mean thoughts I’ve had about Melendez’s bat the last month. forgive me st. Augie
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Texas vs Mississippi State: College World Series
Blue Balls
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Texas vs Mississippi State: College World Series
Sad thing is this should be 0-0.
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Texas vs Mississippi State: College World Series
It’s honestly kinda embarrassing
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Texas vs Mississippi State: College World Series
CWS is supposed to be fun to watch....
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Austin Super Regional Thread
He was there for sure last night!
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Wasn’t one of cdc’s biggest points that sark was gonna bring this crazy collection of assistants. You would think a DC would be an integral part of that. Right?!
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
If a dipshit AD comes after us for surly and we have to migrate again....I vote for longpenishorns.com
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
If it’s not boom, I would rather just keep ash.
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Sam Ehlinger
Sometimes there are just dudes who you know are warriors. I’d go to war with Sam and I’ve never met the guy personally. Horns up and thanks for being a stud.
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2021 orange (slice) bowl :: North Carolina v. aggy
Some things never change....it’s fun to watch Mack give aggy the business.
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Urban Meyer or bust
This thread feels like a funeral. Goodbye old friend. We had a good run. Thanks for the memories.
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Sark after dark COACHING STAFF thread
Thank so much for digging these up. Strictly x and o wise, these really aren’t much different than what we have been doing. Most people are running the same stuff when it comes down to it. Ive wished we ran morenci mesh the last few years with the slots we’ve had though. How fast you can get your guys to make the right reads and adjustments is the name of the game. Can you have the right pre snap reads/choices in, etc. I think sark’s track record in being able to deliver the above is his biggest strength. If given top level athletes they obviously can score. It’s the same reason chokelahoma usually looks so much more explosive. Because they have a system and it all fits together.