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Hank Chinaski

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  1. But injuries are always a possibility, so it isn’t “absolute,” right? Not to mention all the other things that could go wrong that need to be baked into projections. The (very unlikely) absolute floor is 0.
  2. It doesn’t make any sense whatsoever. The whole value proposition with Bijan is that he is a really good runner and receiver. They use a top 10 pick on him. And he splits time pretty much evenly with Tyler Allgier. They barely use him in the passing game. he is pretty clearly their best offensive player and gets about 15 touches per game. I mean, what the fuck are they doing?
  3. Good thing ATL had Allgier in there for that drive instead of Bijan.
  4. That’s fair. Along those lines, if he really had a play called “go fuck yourself bitch,” well I didn’t hate that.
  5. Whoever our AD was at the time (or whoever his real boss was) should have told him that he wasn’t at the University of fucking Houston anymore and to act like an adult.
  6. Goddamnit Herman was such a clown.
  7. That was Steve Breaston. Edwards was really good in that game too though.
  8. If: (football player sees pretty girls) leads to: (increased dopamine release) leads to: (enhanced football performance) Then: they could just pull up pornhub on those tablets they use on the sidelines. This way they preserve cherished traditions and will be drowning in dopamine. Everybody wins.
  9. From ESPN…power rankings highlight one “best newcomer” performance for each team, 6 of the 32 are horns. Link
  10. …which means he has the perfect schtick for that audience and will probably make money off of it eventually.
  11. 1. “Lost all their talent” 2. “Washington talent”
  12. Holy shit yall. This is incredible. One week into the season, these lunatics have declared their starting QB - who they unanimously believed to be a Heisman contender and certain R1 draft pick a few days ago - is nothing but an out-of-shape stoner and possibly a moron who was outplayed all fall camp by the backups. He’s also kinda fat and talks like - well, someone other than an old army ag (lots of tiptoeing and insinuation around this one). The new coach - once (again, a few days ago) viewed as the guy to restore real Aggie culture, is already being ridiculed for being obese - and thus an poor representative of the university - and possibly an utter disaster as a coach. And to top it all off, they are seriously discussing the deleterious effects that a guest magician may have had on the team. It has to be performance art. If it is, it’s magnificent.
  13. I’m always entertained by this…they create rumors and then cite them, talk about how “rumor has it” and “rumors being floated,” etc. Eventually they are adopted as unquestioned fact. To wit: So, in other words, “I am making this up completely, but here are somewhat specific estimates of what these guys have been paid…” Rumor officially floated!
  14. GT’s offense gives off strong Tom Herman vibes.
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