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Hank Chinaski

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  1. It is hilarious that after Jimbo predictably flamed out, many of them are still beating their chests over hiring him away from FSU, where he had already begun flaming out. His tenure at A&M went almost exactly as most here expected it to. Also hilarious that they’re already crowning Elko - who has yet to coach a game for them - as a better hire than Sark - who has turned a struggling program that failed to have a single player drafted into a playoff team that had 11 players drafted in 3 seasons. Nobody takes victory laps for things that haven’t happened like the ags. Hell, they take victory laps for things that actually failed.
  2. The rules of college football pretty suddenly and radically changed. The economics of college football made remaining in the Big 12 untenable. But yes, it was the ags finishing fourth nationally in a season characterized by cancelled games and player quarantines that forced Texas to join the SEC.
  3. “Wow, what a couple of fucking assholes.” If I saw any of you on television in Texas shirts doing what those dipshits were doing, that would be my thought. At no point would I go out of my way to figure out what you were yelling about because it wouldn’t change the fact that you’re making assholes of yourselves. No part of me would feel any need to defend you just because you’re a Longhorn. Christ what’s wrong with these fucking people.
  4. I mean, Texas had the best record of any P5 team for the decade of the ‘00s, won a title, played for another (and should have played for another); Mack wasn’t getting fired after one bad season because of what he’d accomplished, not because he was a salesman.
  5. Cue the pearl-clutching - about Texas not breaking any rules - from fans/alums of college football’s historically dirtiest programs.
  6. New Mexico has used turquoise here and there going back to at least the ‘70s. I’ve always liked it. But (1) turquoise is a big deal here (not sure that’s true in Tallahassee; I certainly don’t associate turquoise with Florida), and (2) they weren’t nearly as garish as the fsu version. it is surprisingly difficult to find a good photo from the ‘70s but those were great: They’ve done it more recently too, but they’re not as good as the ‘70s ones:
  7. Yeah, well, I don’t feel like I get thanked enough around here for my contributions (which are generally the same 5 or 6 gifs that I cycle through).
  8. Their entire culture is based on trying to prove things about their school and incessantly screaming about how great they are. Giant logos, countless redundant bumper stickers, entire wardrobes made up of ag shirts, whooping and hissing in public, etc. This has to be parody.
  9. A DT named “Bill Norton” not being #65 or something is a bit disappointing.
  10. Exactly this. This is why the hate is already building. Texas isn’t coming to this conference to kiss anyone’s ring or assimilate to anyone’s culture. It’s just not who we are, and it shouldn’t be. And that makes people mad. At least they’re figuring out that when it comes to fitting in with SEC culture, Texas is…
  11. lol wow that’s some next-level victim complex. Good lord.
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