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pokeNbeans

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  1. I'll start with the 60's
  2. Jesus fuck.....
  3. He could've had any woman in the world.. but none could match the beauty of his own hand.. and that became his one true love..
  4. Yeah, I bought the new Avalir model 3 years ago and it's just a phenomenal machine. WARNING....If you pay more than $950.00 to $1000.00, the salesman is taking you to the cleaners. Offer him 950.00 cash and I guarantee he'll take it. Make him/her give you an extra 6 pack of replacement bags and an extra bottle of liquid soap as well. After researching what other people paid, I found out that's pretty much standard retail price. Do not fall for their initial price bid, it's nonsense.
  5. What about sex? She likes talking during sex. Oh... dirty talking? No. Just chitchat, movies, current events, regular stuff.
  6. Yeah, you're right and I would add just about any Coen bros. movie as well.
  7. A few that I haven't seen mentioned
  8. For 50 bucks? I'd put my face in the soup and blow.
  9. How would you like it if I just pulled your heart out of your chest right now, and shoved it down your throat?
  10. Brittany Spears Christina Aguilera Beyonce Gwen Stefani Rebecca Black
  11. I've seen that man in Tuscany. Eccentric fellow. Reputation of being kind of a village idiot. I still say we're related.
  12. Shooter had a right to pull his gun and point it at the guy to back him off. Choosing to pull the trigger when the dude was moving backward makes it murder or manslaughter. Really surprised he's not facing charges.
  13. No, it offends me as a comedian...
  14. A parachute not opening - that's the way to die, getting caught in a combine, having your nuts bit off by a Laplander. That's the way l want to go.
  15. "Do you want me to pull it out" hahahaha
  16. Well, that is strange. How could I have fleas? Don't sweat it buddy...I used to have fleas. What did you do about them? What do you mean?...
  17. Deep thoughts by Jack Handy......
  18. Looser instead of Loser.
  19. Things I am embarrassed to admit thread is that way. Your reputation precedes you. I meant the ambiguity of the statement, not it's definition.
  20. "Your reputation proceeds you". The hell does that even mean?
  21. You're good with the mothers. Y'know, I'm better with the mothers than I am with the daughters. Maybe you should date the mothers. Well, if I could talk to the mothers and have sex with the daughters, then I'd really have something goin'.
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