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    No, it offends me as a comedian...
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    A parachute not opening - that's the way to die, getting caught in a combine, having your nuts bit off by a Laplander. That's the way l want to go.
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    "Do you want me to pull it out" hahahaha
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    Heroin... Heroin, Frank!
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    Well, that is strange. How could I have fleas? Don't sweat it buddy...I used to have fleas. What did you do about them? What do you mean?...
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    Deep thoughts by Jack Handy......
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    Looser instead of Loser.
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    Things I am embarrassed to admit thread is that way. Your reputation precedes you. I meant the ambiguity of the statement, not it's definition.
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    "Your reputation proceeds you". The hell does that even mean?
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    You're good with the mothers. Y'know, I'm better with the mothers than I am with the daughters. Maybe you should date the mothers. Well, if I could talk to the mothers and have sex with the daughters, then I'd really have something goin'.
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    I could continuously guzzle Nestles Quick chocolate milk until my stomach exploded.
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    She won't talk to anyone, huh? Oh no, she won't say a word to anybody. Well, she's talking a blue streak now, Jack!
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    High five!
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    this is.. this is kind of embarrassing but.. there's no toilet paper over here I just forgot to check so if you could just spare me some....
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    Nothing but the best!
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    $5
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    Personally, I'd rather see a pile of mud than eddie.
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    Vicki, can I help you with that kool-aid? Please?
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    No, but my dad does. He can't even sit on the toilet some days.
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    What kind of name is Todd Gack anyway?
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    Doesn't it give you any joy to see your friend enter into this holiest of unions? No, no, no it doesn't. No joy no joy whatsoever. Just the whole think makes me . . sick ...... You know, Elaine, very often we cannot see the forest for the trees. Yeah, I don't know what that means......
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    The Mahatma?

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