Jump to content

pokeNbeans

Full Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    341

  • Joined

  • Last visited

 Content Type 

Everything posted by pokeNbeans

  1. pokeNbeans
    Heroin... Heroin, Frank! Uh, Nordberg... that's a pretty tall order. You're gonna have to give me a couple of days on that one.
  2. pokeNbeans
  3. pokeNbeans
  4. pokeNbeans
    Yeah I remember that. I used to love that little center cut breast. Almost like a little tenderloin without any of the rib portion attached.
  5. pokeNbeans
    Hello? George Mrs. Seinfeld?!? Oh, my God... Oh, my God!
  6. pokeNbeans
    You know, I was thinking if you're not busy, maybe I could get my meal today?
  7. pokeNbeans
    What a nightmare for you and your family. My most heart felt condolences to you and yours.
  8. pokeNbeans
    I'm hoping Trump leaves the White House like this.
  9. pokeNbeans
    God damnit don't scare me like that. For a second there, I thought Tawny Roberts died.
  10. pokeNbeans
    It's like they were all on happy pills. Very much in.
  11. pokeNbeans
    You know sometimes they need air, they can't breathe in there. It's inhuman.
  12. pokeNbeans
    February 9, 1964 The Ed Sullivan Theatre, New York City
  13. pokeNbeans
    I just checked your duck...it is'a more succulent than even I hadd'a hoped.
  14. pokeNbeans
    Neal.....take my socks out of the sink if you're going to brush your teeth.
  15. pokeNbeans
    I'm already wondering what the sequel will be. Fat Man vs Bad Santa?
  16. pokeNbeans
    I love Linda Ronstadt. If I could jump into a time machine and go back to 1975, I'd let her watch me fuck Rita Coolidge.
  17. pokeNbeans
    What about sex? She likes talking during sex. Dirty talking? No. Just chitchat, movies, current events. Regular stuff.
  18. pokeNbeans
    Hmm, that job sounds like it might be worth a *year's* free haircuts. And a comb.
  19. pokeNbeans
    You know, I'm hungry. Let's get something to eat.
  20. pokeNbeans
    1. Paul McCartney. A prolific song writer and an undisputed musical genius. 2. John Lennon. Also a prolific song writer and an undisputed musical genius. Just less ambitious and lazier than Paul. Lennon didn't like to work very hard after getting into drugs and Yoko. 3. A very talented musician and had just enough talent as a song writer to produce a few gems. Not prolific and not genius level. Probably would have had a completely anonymous career if it hadn't been for McCartney and Lennon's influence.
  21. pokeNbeans
    If I had a time machine I'd love to go back 80 years and have a threesome with her and her sister Joan Fontaine. They were pure smoke in their prime.
  22. pokeNbeans
    I think the real question here is was Mrs Mendelbrite giving blowjobs to Barney up in the rooming house?
  23. pokeNbeans
    There's a chick who jams on this who's pretty damn good.
  24. pokeNbeans
    That's a pile of judgement there...
  25. pokeNbeans
    Don’t. Touch. Jimmy!!

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business and Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Subscribe!... Donate!... Advertise... COOKIE MONSTER!

×
×
  • Create New...