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pokeNbeans

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  1. Well...yes... it has been unseasonably cold lately.
  2. Someone needs to find that motherfucking cop, chop his fucking arms off and tattoo a swastika on his forehead. Capping him would be too humane IMO.
  3. Could never understand how he didn't qualify for the heavyweight class. Dudes balls had to weigh 50lbs at least.
  4. I'll tell you what the big advantage of homosexuality is. If you're going out with someone your size, right there you double your wardrobe.
  5. well.. it's gotta be somewhere. Look under his mattress.
  6. Move it in. Move in everybody. Get your shrimp here. Shrimp on special today!
  7. He doesn't even care if a man answers. Or you.
  8. Heroin... Heroin, Frank! Uh, Nordberg... that's a pretty tall order. You're gonna have to give me a couple of days on that one.
  9. Yeah I remember that. I used to love that little center cut breast. Almost like a little tenderloin without any of the rib portion attached.
  10. Hello? George Mrs. Seinfeld?!? Oh, my God... Oh, my God!
  11. You know, I was thinking if you're not busy, maybe I could get my meal today?
  12. What a nightmare for you and your family. My most heart felt condolences to you and yours.
  13. I'm hoping Trump leaves the White House like this.
  14. God damnit don't scare me like that. For a second there, I thought Tawny Roberts died.
  15. It's like they were all on happy pills. Very much in.
  16. You know sometimes they need air, they can't breathe in there. It's inhuman.
  17. I just checked your duck...it is'a more succulent than even I hadd'a hoped.
  18. Neal.....take my socks out of the sink if you're going to brush your teeth.
  19. I'm already wondering what the sequel will be. Fat Man vs Bad Santa?
  20. I love Linda Ronstadt. If I could jump into a time machine and go back to 1975, I'd let her watch me fuck Rita Coolidge.
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