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pokeNbeans

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  1. What about sex? She likes talking during sex. Dirty talking? No. Just chitchat, movies, current events. Regular stuff.
  2. Hmm, that job sounds like it might be worth a *year's* free haircuts. And a comb.
  3. You know, I'm hungry. Let's get something to eat.
  4. 1. Paul McCartney. A prolific song writer and an undisputed musical genius. 2. John Lennon. Also a prolific song writer and an undisputed musical genius. Just less ambitious and lazier than Paul. Lennon didn't like to work very hard after getting into drugs and Yoko. 3. A very talented musician and had just enough talent as a song writer to produce a few gems. Not prolific and not genius level. Probably would have had a completely anonymous career if it hadn't been for McCartney and Lennon's influence.
  5. If I had a time machine I'd love to go back 80 years and have a threesome with her and her sister Joan Fontaine. They were pure smoke in their prime.
  6. I think the real question here is was Mrs Mendelbrite giving blowjobs to Barney up in the rooming house?
  7. There's a chick who jams on this who's pretty damn good.
  8. That's a pile of judgement there...
  9. Don’t. Touch. Jimmy!!
  10. *Equivalency
  11. You think you could keep us out of Florida? We're moving in lock, stock and barrel. We're gonna be in the pool. We're gonna be in the clubhouse. We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court! And I dare you to keep me out!
  12. You think you can pose me however you want? That's my ass in your window!
  13. Well, you'd be embarrassed and humiliated in front of a large group of people and have to walk out in shame with your tail between your legs. Yeah, so?
  14. "Because sometimes it's enough already and I just want to get some sleep"
  15. But they made it work!
  16. Elaine, often times in life there are problems, and just as often.. there *are* solutions.
  17. "Believe it or not, George, isn't at home, please leave a mes-saaage at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the pho-one. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not hooome."
  18. I can tell you what to do. No, it's more than that. I can tell you what to think. I need someone I can trust. .....Oh.
  19. This is Ned, he's a communist. A big, BIG communist........
  20. What about the driver?
  21. I think the blind would probably be a little messy around the house. And lets face it, they're not going to get all the crumbs. I'd possibly be walking around with a sponge.
  22. That was not a proper reaction by the officer IMO. The car slowly moved forward and that could have been for any unknown reason like a medical emergency or the person could have passed out, or who knows the hell what. The officer should have just stepped aside and got the fuck out of the way. Okay, it could have turned into a chase or some other dangerous event but you don't just blow someone away based on an unclear assumption.
  23. It’s an arty movie and frankly, they don’t have the sensibility.
  24. Misses...although their casting did turn the movie into a decent comedy.
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