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pokeNbeans

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  1. Some really cool home movies taken "on set" by the Howard family.
  2. I believe I'll sleep a little longer, Aunt Bee. Keep my breakfast hot..... and my coffee simmering.
  3. Your bed is too small? I'm gone two weeks and you turn our house into, into Bourbon Street!
  4. Playing Lear in a movie about playing Lear was his greatest role. RIP Mr. Finney, you were greatness.
  5. I am not Jerry, under any circumstances, doing any inserting in that area.
  6. I'm Victoria. Hi.
  7. ....well maybe she couldn't spare it
  8. The old coot's sittin' on a mountain of gold!
  9. Get well soon you old bastard.
  10. this made me chuckle..
  11. Poppie! Oh, Poppie. Could I have a word?
  12. Well, it's a good looking piece of meat.
  13. Shitt!!!!!!! would have rather seen a sequel of "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka"
  14. The OP is hilarious. Some motherfuckers just don't understand satire.
  15. I mean in a lot of ways, he's a typical guy, he likes his sports, but he counters that side with the side you see here tonight at the ballet, or the pleasure he gets in watching Ms. Liza Minelli belt out a few choice numbers.
  16. Well, I can't walk anywhere now. I'm just gonna be wishing there were walkways.
  17. Yeah, just be polite and she'll let you do anything.
  18. Today, I told Siri that I'd like to put something in her dirty whore robot mouth. She told me there was no need for that kind of language.
  19. ....but in fact, Cruz has already walked to a nearby Walmart and ordered a drink at Subway. JFC
  20. All right I'm canceling the father-son picnic. I don't know what he's gonna do with all that potato salad.
  21. They wanted to read a Truman Capote book. Oh, sure...Truman Capote. He's a great writer. Oh, yeah. Did you ever read anything by him? No. You? Nah.
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