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  1. Having just watched Death by Lightning, it feels like Loomer succeeded where Charles Guiteau failed. They're essntially the same person, different century.
  2. That was the tell. Dude can’t work a hammer to drive a single nail into a small piece of wood (big whoop), BUT HE IS WEARING SAFETY GOGGLES FOR THIS HORRIBLY DANGEROUS TASK.
  3. Without human drivers, people can just stick a dildo on the hood and voila DILDO CAR!
  4. Somewhere tonight, Bernie Sanders is getting 7 of them (not Fetterman cuz duh) on the phone screaming at them about what worthless cunts they all are.
  5. Too old lady. Needs to be realistic, like stairs that he can claim someone rigged.
  6. Naming the training facility after him would be the move. And within, establish he Donald J. Trump Center for Vascular Health.
  7. Needs an emotional hedge option, like a fall that renders him bedridden for a few months.
  8. He's off the Adderall since the stroke and the expansion of his cankle bologna.
  9. He's a rat. His whole family, rats. Seriously, those guys are pathetic - they try so hard to be edgy, but the comedy is total one-note shit and the place is poison.
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