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SizzleChest

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  1. You should include this statement in every post you make, just so we see how serious you are.
  2. All I can really add to this is — shut the fuck up, Ricky.
  3. Who shot the brisket? It’s bleeding.
  4. That was the point, I thought. You're not really living up to your claims or intentions of avant-garde entertainment without some weird shit. Might as well yank the band-aid off.
  5. Have you ever fed your fingertips to a wolverine?
  6. The founders are long gone, as in sold the business pre-COVID.
  7. Jerry will hire Deion. No doubt. They cut the phone lines when he wanted to draft Johnny Football instead of Zack Martin, but all the guardrails are gone now. The Deion era starts this month.
  8. SizzleChest

    Landman

    I haven't bothered watching his other shows.
  9. SizzleChest

    Landman

    I just watched this season over the last few days, culminating with the final season ep tonight. It's this decade's version of Dallas and Dynasty from the 80s, with more fucks, shits, and tits. It's a forgettable, guilty-pleasure type show, albeit kinda watchable. I only really gave a shit about BBTs character and the interactions with Dale and Nate. But not enough tits. Really, they fell WAY short on the nudity for the kind of show this is. And that was annoying because you can make a forgettable show less forgettable, thus more re-watches, with tits. BBTs ring tone and picture of his ex-wife was funny.
  10. We’re going to lose at least 4 of those guys.
  11. Chris gets a pass for this one. He'll need to swing for the fences on the next one, though. Hopefully, in 4 months.
  12. For Sunday, I would check in advance when the restaurant at the resort closes. If your flight is delayed, i.e. you get in late evening, you might need to find something in Georgetown. You can buy booze there - there's a liquor store chain called Jacques Scott. There's one that's super close (across from The Reef, the Wyndham property next to Morritt's) and also a small Foster's grocery store. Premium pricing at the liquor store, so it depends on if you are willing to spend a ridiculous amount per bottle.
  13. A Spin writer referred to Slim as a retarded garage mechanic in an article and that description has stuck in my head for over 35 years.
  14. fify.
  15. Also, I've never felt safer in any country than I have in Cayman.
  16. Resort is pretty good. We always stay in the Grand or the Londoner, so right on the beach. The staff is pretty solid and there are several folks working there that we've known for years. Used to hang with some of the sales folks, even at their homes for dinners/parties, but all have moved on to other Morritt's resorts or out of the industry entirely. No, we did not ever hang with Armie Hammer (or encountered him for that matter) when he briefly sold timeshares there after he went nuts on that woman from Dallas. Driving on the left is pretty easy. Easier if you rent a right-hand drive car, believe it or not (at least for me). Just take it easy at the roundabouts and try not to feel too pressured to blast through the busier ones. Also, watch out for the yardbirds and crabs - they're pretty much everywhere. We always fly in on a Saturday and stop at one of the bigger Foster's to load up on groceries and a liquor store for any booze that we didn't buy at duty free on the way in. We make breakfast and lunch in the condo and then eat out or get takeout for dinner. Most places are closed on Sunday, including grocery stores, so unless you want to eat every meal at the resort on Sunday, get groceries on Saturday. The dock bar at the resort is also cool for evening meals if you don't want to eat in the dining room - the food all comes from the same kitchen. You can also charter a boat for fishing and Captain Herman will cook your catch. When we've done that, we've always enjoyed it. The pool with the swim up bar is meh, but to each their own. They do games and shit and it's loud (PA system and microphone) and so fuck all that. There always seems to be a kid squeezing out a Baby Ruth in the pool every trip, shutting it down for the day. It will be fucking windy when you are there.
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