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  1. Brookes had a point though. It really does look a giant set of balls. The original is missing, so we can't be sure, but it's probably the distal end of a Megalosaurus thigh bone, where it meets the knee.
  2. While we're on the subject of illegal immigrants and whether they should be granted citizenship... a lot of people are talking about deporting the illegal immigrant, Elon Musk, who entered the US illegally and then lied on his citizenship application.
  3. 1) No matter what the facts are, the allegations will not even slightly dent Trump, but WILL make MAGA enraged at DeSantis. 2) It also pisses off the accommodationist wing of the Republican party. Net result, all his potential supporters furious for zero possibility of any gain. Classic Ron.
  4. "Poor judgement" that allowed Epstein to rape countless children for another 11 years.
  5. Yeah, but he answers to his code name so often, I think he's blown his cover. Not surprising though. I tried to tell him not to pick the code name "Thunder Sauce".
  6. Maybe his home isn't big enough to share with an entire homeless person, so he's storing the head to be defrosted later, when he has a bigger home. In the meantime, at least the head has a home with all utilities paid, including air conditioning!
  7. Yep. 2+2 can = 5, 59 or it can equal conspiracies to drink baby adrenochrome.
  8. This is really one of the big keys to understanding their behavior. They can shift from one set of "facts" to another seamlessly, then exist with both sets being true, or as many others as come up. 10 things that all contradict each other? Doesn't matter, they can all be "true" to them, at the same time if necessary.
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    Texas Primaries

    Doit.gif Then post video here.
  10. AI continues to do a shitty job with hands. The only way Trump's hands could be that big is if he was wearing Mickey gloves, but Mickey only shares with Vince.
  11. I feel like we're about 80% of the way through the plot for a Cocaine Bear sequel pitch meeting.
  12. Even then, He has a looooooooooong fucking list to get on. I've always maintained that if there is a God, we were his 8th grade science project. He procrastinated most of the assignment time, then spent 6 days furiously collecting data and writing a shit report. Day 7, we were disposed of under His bed. We have been there, alone, ever since. The heat death of the Sun will happen when mom get sick of the mess while he's away at college and throws us out.
  13. That is the tackiest cologne bottle ever, which is saying something.
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    Texas Primaries

    They have plenty of Coke Cartel money, thanks to American consumer demand. It's the ugly truth that we need to face as a nation. Hard working American Coca-Cola, fueled by American corn syrup, can't compete with sugar powered Mexican Cokes.
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    Texas Primaries

    Proposition 1 We don't want to pay taxes. Proposition 2 But we also want the state to create a giant law enforcement and military apparatus, big enough to seal a 1,254 mile border.
  16. If Gizmodo says don't get Cybertruck wet, I'd listen. You probably shouldn't charge it after midnight either.
  17. New RNC chair will be Lara Trump. That Lindell/Bannon clip is awesome. Bannon is laughing at Lindell and trying to hide it when the camera comes back to him.
  18. The British monarchy are even bigger thieves than the British Museum. https://www.history.com/news/british-museum-stolen-artifacts-nigeria Fuck them both.
  19. Long CSB Alert- I had a relative who was in senior leadership with the Customs and Border Patrol in Eagle Pass in the 90's. One day, when his boss was off, my relative was in charge of the crossing. One of the trucks trying to cross was ordered to pull off for a thorough secondary inspection. He was walking over to check it out when he saw the agents at the secondary inspection area talk to the driver, then wave the truck through without an inspection. My relative ordered other agents to stop the truck and then gave it a full inspection. Spoiler alert, they found a shitload of drugs. In the process of investigating, he discovered an extensive bribery scheme that implicated at least 3 agents. My relative, being honest and too trusting, immediately went and reported it to his boss, as well as local law enforcement/DA's office. Unfortunately for my relative, the corruption was pervasive and went WAY above his head. There was a token investigation, but some of the evidence disappeared and other evidence was "accidentally" tainted. With the key evidence missing, or tainted, the investigation was dropped without looking into anyone else's involvement. My relative had been with CBP over a decade and had a spotless record to that point, but he suddenly received several bullshit retaliatory allegations in the next few weeks, and was forced out of CBP. He also received multiple, extremely graphic and credible threats against his wife and kids unless he immediately left town, both from the cartel and his fellow agents (he recognized one of the voices). Stuff like how they would be tortured, killed and then buried in the desert where they'd never be found. He finally figured out the whole place was corrupt AF, decided not to push his luck, and moved very far away from the US/Mexico border with a quickness.
  20. Good. Don't let him back in.
  21. Alina is more silicon than woman now and it's still not close. Here they are without all the plastic surgery and it's a landslide. Taylor's in makeup and Alina is dressed for her parking garage lawyer gig, so it's not 1 to 1, but it's one of only a few pre-surgery pics of Habba and the first image result for Swift. Regardless of any extraneous factors, there's no amount of silicon and lipstick you can put on a pig to make Alina Habba hotter than Taylor Swift.
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