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  1. That's the shitty part. We all watch Fox News, just some of us indirectly. Fox puts out the right wing talking points and the cult repeats it. Even people who don't literally watch Fox News hear those talking points being hammered in unison within hours to days.
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    The Supremes

    She's apparently German, from Germany and of German heritage. Got kind of a Trinity thing going on.
  3. Do it too long and you'll turn into Incredulity.
  4. There's a bunch of geology folks on here. Challenge accepted. We'll bring hammers. Secretary of Hagriculture
  5. Make sure to add Joe Biden especially doesn't want them inflicting shallow scalp wounds on each other either. He doesn't want to see Patriots bleeding from the scalp and swimming around sharks. Biden fears the Red Wave.
  6. That's funny, because every time Elon plays engineer at one of his companies, the actual engineers feel like their hands are being pressed on a hot stove.
  7. They've watched a lot less Fox.
  8. Amateurs talk strategy. Professionals talk ability to drop a Burger King into combat theater.
  9. Southern Comfort with Dr. Pepper is decent, but time limited. The first time you drink too much and yak it up will mark the end of wanting to drink it. Had the same experience with a "right proper English breakfast". What's wrong with the bacon? Did the stove break? Wait, why the fuck are there beans? British sailors reached the far corners of the Earth in a relentless quest to find something decent to eat.
  10. The person who doesn't understand the range/spectrum of the Republican Party is you. The range/spectrum goes something like this [Traitorous Fascist <----> Traitorous Fascist]. Everyone else has left the party.
  11. There once was a Cybertruck on Nantucket, With a mass so large, it did stuck it. Yet the driver still Stanned Tiny dick in his hand. "If Cybertruck had a dick, I would suck it."
  12. Said "leader" when hearing multiple mops couldn't clean all the blood. "So what? Get a fucking pressure washer."
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    The Supremes

    Would be a nice contrast between Democrats using the actual American flag as a flag only, while the fascists constantly desecrate the flag with their tacky clothes, thin blue line/grey motifs and Trump on top of a tank.
  14. Explains the floor for both Trump and Nixon's approval ratings. Nixon still had 25% support at the end. Trump's lowest was 34%.
  15. Don't worry. It already has dicks all over it.
  16. You are right that the Pac isn't technically dead, but you have to consider them at least mostly dead with this kind of TV deal.
  17. Poe is an un-American, fascist boot licker, but he's also one of our longest tenured trolls and y'all are falling for his rope-a-dope schtick. Abbot has done a completely reprehensible thing and pardoned a murdering wanna-be pedo. It is literally indefensible, so Poe is going to troll you to change the topic. Now the conversation is no longer about Abbott, but instead, it's about how big of a piece of shit Poe is. Being a piece of shit is something Poe relishes, so you are getting in the mud with a pig and he's enjoying it. Fuck Greg Abbott. Motherfucker is the former Chief Justice of the Texas Supreme Court and the AG. He knows the law and wields it as a cudgel against his fellow Texans.
  18. It's some real smooth brained shit to suggest that a supporter of the No Labels Party is anti-Trump. The entire reason the No Labels Party exists is to siphon off moderate voters to aid Trump and Co. Even for Rex, that's fucking stupid. I mean, vaccines are pretty good and all, but the best thing modern science ever did is telling us about dinosaur dicks. https://www.vice.com/en/article/xd7qnq/we-asked-a-paleontologist-which-dinosaur-had-the-biggest-dick-924
  19. Yep. He's the 2020's version of Alan Colmes. Both of them are smart guys. Fox intentionally gives Juan Williams the same yellow makeup they used to give Colmes, which makes him look weak and sickly. They then set him up to be dunked on by idiots, whose points are more effective the less sense they make, but it all starts with presenting the sickly, weak liberal.
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    High

    Those Boysenberry gummies aren't the best tasting, but they are pretty damn effective. Don't ever have one after brushing your teeth though. It's fucking foul. Are we sure this isn't a viral marketing campaign for a Cheech and Chong reboot?
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