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Brent Venables wears a cod piece to watch superhero movies. It's the smallest cod piece they make.

Brent Venables' favorite hobby is shoving things up his ass and then telling the doctors "It was a one in a million shot, doc".

Brent Venables loves sand, specifically because it's coarse and rough and irritating — and it gets everywhere.

Brent Venables picks bluebonnets to weave into a crown for his Instagram pics.

Brent Venables hates bidets. He uses napkins from McDonalds and then puts them back in the dispenser.

Any quarterback with even a remotely average dick would be relentlessly hunted by Bob Stoops.

Watching teams not get called for holding is a lot more fun when it's against OU than against us.

and 32 inches tall.

Finally a play that deserves the flag for targeting.

Easy to solve that. Leave a copy of the CES Letter in their nightstand. Anyone who still believes in the Mormon faith hasn't read the CES letter yet. South Park barely scratched the surface. https://cesletter.org/CES-Letter.pdf Also, you can't call them Mormons anymore, or Latter-Day Saints either. According to the latest Prophet/President, using the word Mormon is is "a major victory for Satan". https://www.washingtonpost.com/religion/2018/10/08/using-mormon-is-victory-satan-says-president-church-jesus-christ/ https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/18/us/mormon-latter-day-saints-name.html

Way past time for a full Western embargo. Nothing should be going in, or out of Russia. Want to trade with the West? Don't trade ANYTHING with Russia, otherwise, get fucked.

Elon has already interfered in the last Turkish election to help budding dictator Erdogan get "re-elected", censoring and blocking opposition tweets before the elections. https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2023/05/twitter-musk-censors-turkey-election-erdogan https://fortune.com/2023/05/15/elon-musk-twitter-turkey-elections-erdogan-free-speech-censorship-wikipedia-founder/ Elon blocked a BBC documentary critical of Narendra Modi, another budding autocrat in India. https://www.theverge.com/2023/1/25/23571103/elon-musk-twitter-india-social-media-bbc-documentary-modi-censorship Elon has also blocked hundreds of opposition accounts in India. https://theintercept.com/2023/03/28/twitter-modi-india-punjab-amritpal-singh/ Elon has made abundantly clear that he intends to wield Twitter as a weapon, spraying disinformation and lies, while interfering in elections on behalf of wanna be dictators. No one should trust an "election integrity" team at Twitter, when over and over, we've seen Elon himself has zero integrity.

Also think about that the next time you accidentally drink the water and Tijuana rages through you.

The Mississippi isn't going to stay in it's channel long term and there we are limited in our ability to stop/slow it. Rivers move back and forth across their floodplains. These curves are all abandoned meanders of the Mississippi. Anyone who thinks we can contain this kind of power forever is completely delusional. Further, many of the Army Corps of Engineers previous attempts to increase navigability and control the channel of the Mississippi River have been extremely counter productive. One of the big reasons the delta is eroding is that the Corps made the river too deep and the flow is now too fast, so now a huge percent of the sediment that would deposit and rebuild deltas and wet lands shoots off the continental shelf into the deeper water instead. I had a hydrogeology professor that was apoplectic about it, because the Corps wouldn't listen to him, or any other outside experts and the flow ended up doing exactly what they predicted. I had a hydrogeology professor that was apoplectic, because the Corps ignored all of their warnings and created an even bigger mess. It's not just life that finds a way, Nature eventually does too.

Chinese Elon Musk is a diabolical weapon made to defeat Western Social Media. Every time he says something racist, he's just going to want to do it again in 30 minutes. On second thought, that's no different from actual Elon.

That's amazing. Two Bushes invaded the Middle East. Two Bushes served in the military (sort of for GW). Neither one of those Bushes is named Jeb. Both of them being named George makes it even easier. You don't even have to specify which one, just George is fine. But no, Trump goes with Jeb. Please clap.

How did I miss DeSantis pulling a Pence and referring to his wife as his mommy 5 months ago? Was it posted on here? What a fucking DeSaster this dude is and what a lost opportunity. He had a chance to pick up some of the Pornhub vote if he'd said "My step mommy".

If ST is going to have a horrid game, glad they did it today. 2 muffs and a missed field goal and we're still winning going away. Banks can coach, he'll get it cleaned up.

Love having a defense again.

They're wearing Genera Hypercolor cleats today.

Which is weird. It's usually aggy that cradles the balls.

Every time anyone digs even slightly into Clarence Thomas, that surface scratch turns up blatant corruption. Would sure be nice if the Senate would hold hearings into this scandal, because digging in depth is almost certain to reveal shocking corruption for multiple Republican "justices". They won't consistently have covered their tracks well, because they don't expect to be caught. Even if caught, they know their fellow Republicans will never hold them accountable. This is one of the biggest scandals in US history. We all know there is no amount of corruption that would get the GQP to go along with an impeachment and that they'll scream bloody murder about even investigating, but the public needs to see the Dems fighting for us, while fighting back is still allowed.

Baylor should have lost their basketball team over the murder coverup scandal. They should have lost their football team for covering up institutional rape. A baseball player beat a friendly stray cat to death with a bat at Taco Cabana. RIP Queso. That's just what's public. Fuck Baylor. They should not be allowed to have an athletics program.

I assume this is in regards to me saying Arkansas and aggy do nothing for me, or for UT, since the past few pages have mostly been drag worm vs. drag rat chat. First, I'm quite familiar with our history and have been going to games since both Arkansas and aggy were conference opponents in the SWC. I'm not sure why you would assume any differently on a message board filled with mostly middle aged male Texas fans. That said, I absolutely stand by the post. They do nothing for us anymore. OU is our rival and we are OU's rival. We are also aggy's rival and Arkansas' rival. They are our second and third rivals, respectively, with both rivalries long dead. They don't make much of a shit to me, or our program anymore. OU and UT have national aspirations. Arkansas is limited to regional aspirations, at best. More likely, NIL kills their program. aggy will forever have national aspirations in their head, but never achieve them. I can understand why you might feel differently and feel affinity for playing them, but I think a lot of us view Arkansas and aggy as problematic exes that we rather enjoyed not having to spend time around anymore.

Some of these suggestions are absurd...we need to stack up a bunch of empty milk crates, instead of a crossbar. If you knock over the crates, the field goal is good. You get 4 points if you break all the milk bottles.