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  1. 20 - 25 Republicans are willing to go public with their opposition to Jordan. 122 of them are willing to do so secretly. Not that we didn't know it, but this spells out very clearly at least 4/5 House Republicans are fucking cowards that would sacrifice the welfare of the country for personal gain. Damn, y'all are just roasting McHenry.
  2. That narrowed it down a ton. "I'll pay for his movers and send a nice thank you card. Good guy. Just not the guy we need in the SEC. " Seems pretty definitive.
  3. I'm not going to search posts to find it, but I remember @ChiTownDoc expressing this sentiment and being confident OU wouldn't slip much when Riley left. He's definitely been consistent on this issue. Riley is clearly one of the top offensive minds in football, but he had all these same issues during his OU tenure and imported them with him unchanged. USC fans expectation when hiring him was that Riley would at least come close to replicating Pete Carroll's run. After Helton's tenure, they will not be patient with Riley on this. If Riley doesn't go NFL, or replace Grinch and Wylie in the offseason, his seat will become white hot next season without Caleb Williams. I think Riley is going to try like hell to go to the NFL. He certainly isn't recruiting like he intends to stay at USC.
  4. If we're reaching back 100 years for history, the Russian Tsar (Putin) should remember what happened to the last Tsar and his family (fucking dead) when he FAFO.
  5. ^ Trophy APS (Active Systems Protection) destroys incoming RPGs. First link is info, second link is the system in slow motion action against an RPG-7.
  6. Fuck no. The Democrats have their own house in order. It's not their responsibility to clean up the GQP's mess. Democrats have been consistent the entire time. They've voted for Hakeem Jeffries 15 straight ballots. Any Republicans that don't want to be associated with the GQP clown show can cross the aisle and vote for the only stable candidate.
  7. Shadows cast from a tree onto a shade cloth.
  8. That was pretty cool. You can easily see how it would scare the shit out of a civilization that worships a Sun God. Would have been a very powerful tool for Aztec and Maya priests that could predict it.
  9. I have some friends that were in graduate school with him. To say they are less than pleased with his post-graduate line of research would be massive understatement.
  10. First, you make a roux.
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    Outcoached

    Yep. The facemask was obvious too and should have resulted in a 1st and Goal, despite Sark's stupid play calling and shit execution at the goal line. Stills from the game thread.
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    Fuck Big 12 refs

    From the game thread. Sark was dumb with his play calling at the goal line, but this is an egregious facemark that should have resulted in 1st and goal.
  13. Eat shit Stoops
  14. Elon's goal is to shelter himself from any criticism and to provide cover/aid to authoritarian dictators. See his aid for Erdogan, Modi, Xi and MBS that is already public.
  15. Saw my first Rivian up close the other day. I've gone by them on the highway, but this one was parked, so I could actually see it. That's a fucking sharp looking SUV. Classic SUV style with a few modern tweaks.
  16. Why would Trump debate a loser, currently running in 4th or 5th place? This challenge might have had some value a year ago, but Trump has fully run DeSantis over by now. Ron is a dead armadillo on the side of the road and the only thing he has to offer the world is leprosy. Every picture of him these boots shows the same thing. You can see that his foot is smashed up against the front by the ridiculous lifts he's shoved in them and the front is 3 inches too long to hide his Lilliputian feet. One pair of absurdly oversized boots doesn't hide the fact that Ron buys the rest of his shoes at Lady Footlocker.
  17. We have multiple openly trans posters on here, probably many more as lurkers. They deserve to be able to read the football board without repeated jokes where transexuals are the punchline. At a bare minimum, it is WAY past time to retire use of the word "tranny" as a pejorative and it is time to retire the "Tranny OU cheerleader" video reposted on page 1. We're supposed to be better than OU. Let's act like it.
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    10, 24, 10, 6, 14

    This has been another massive improvement. Backup QBs are historically our Kryptonite and we've handled them very well this year.
  19. Brent Venables wears a cod piece to watch superhero movies. It's the smallest cod piece they make.
  20. Brent Venables' favorite hobby is shoving things up his ass and then telling the doctors "It was a one in a million shot, doc".
  21. Brent Venables loves sand, specifically because it's coarse and rough and irritating — and it gets everywhere.
  22. Brent Venables picks bluebonnets to weave into a crown for his Instagram pics.
  23. Brent Venables hates bidets. He uses napkins from McDonalds and then puts them back in the dispenser.
  24. Any quarterback with even a remotely average dick would be relentlessly hunted by Bob Stoops.
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