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  1. ^ Trophy APS (Active Systems Protection) destroys incoming RPGs. First link is info, second link is the system in slow motion action against an RPG-7.
  2. Fuck no. The Democrats have their own house in order. It's not their responsibility to clean up the GQP's mess. Democrats have been consistent the entire time. They've voted for Hakeem Jeffries 15 straight ballots. Any Republicans that don't want to be associated with the GQP clown show can cross the aisle and vote for the only stable candidate.
  3. Shadows cast from a tree onto a shade cloth.
  4. That was pretty cool. You can easily see how it would scare the shit out of a civilization that worships a Sun God. Would have been a very powerful tool for Aztec and Maya priests that could predict it.
  5. I have some friends that were in graduate school with him. To say they are less than pleased with his post-graduate line of research would be massive understatement.
  6. First, you make a roux.
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    Outcoached

    Yep. The facemask was obvious too and should have resulted in a 1st and Goal, despite Sark's stupid play calling and shit execution at the goal line. Stills from the game thread.
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    Fuck Big 12 refs

    From the game thread. Sark was dumb with his play calling at the goal line, but this is an egregious facemark that should have resulted in 1st and goal.
  9. Eat shit Stoops
  10. Elon's goal is to shelter himself from any criticism and to provide cover/aid to authoritarian dictators. See his aid for Erdogan, Modi, Xi and MBS that is already public.
  11. Saw my first Rivian up close the other day. I've gone by them on the highway, but this one was parked, so I could actually see it. That's a fucking sharp looking SUV. Classic SUV style with a few modern tweaks.
  12. Why would Trump debate a loser, currently running in 4th or 5th place? This challenge might have had some value a year ago, but Trump has fully run DeSantis over by now. Ron is a dead armadillo on the side of the road and the only thing he has to offer the world is leprosy. Every picture of him these boots shows the same thing. You can see that his foot is smashed up against the front by the ridiculous lifts he's shoved in them and the front is 3 inches too long to hide his Lilliputian feet. One pair of absurdly oversized boots doesn't hide the fact that Ron buys the rest of his shoes at Lady Footlocker.
  13. We have multiple openly trans posters on here, probably many more as lurkers. They deserve to be able to read the football board without repeated jokes where transexuals are the punchline. At a bare minimum, it is WAY past time to retire use of the word "tranny" as a pejorative and it is time to retire the "Tranny OU cheerleader" video reposted on page 1. We're supposed to be better than OU. Let's act like it.
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    10, 24, 10, 6, 14

    This has been another massive improvement. Backup QBs are historically our Kryptonite and we've handled them very well this year.
  15. Brent Venables wears a cod piece to watch superhero movies. It's the smallest cod piece they make.
  16. Brent Venables' favorite hobby is shoving things up his ass and then telling the doctors "It was a one in a million shot, doc".
  17. Brent Venables loves sand, specifically because it's coarse and rough and irritating — and it gets everywhere.
  18. Brent Venables picks bluebonnets to weave into a crown for his Instagram pics.
  19. Brent Venables hates bidets. He uses napkins from McDonalds and then puts them back in the dispenser.
  20. Any quarterback with even a remotely average dick would be relentlessly hunted by Bob Stoops.
  21. Watching teams not get called for holding is a lot more fun when it's against OU than against us.
  22. and 32 inches tall.
  23. Finally a play that deserves the flag for targeting.
  24. Easy to solve that. Leave a copy of the CES Letter in their nightstand. Anyone who still believes in the Mormon faith hasn't read the CES letter yet. South Park barely scratched the surface. https://cesletter.org/CES-Letter.pdf Also, you can't call them Mormons anymore, or Latter-Day Saints either. According to the latest Prophet/President, using the word Mormon is is "a major victory for Satan". https://www.washingtonpost.com/religion/2018/10/08/using-mormon-is-victory-satan-says-president-church-jesus-christ/ https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/18/us/mormon-latter-day-saints-name.html
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