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  1. Saw my first Rivian up close the other day. I've gone by them on the highway, but this one was parked, so I could actually see it. That's a fucking sharp looking SUV. Classic SUV style with a few modern tweaks.
  2. Why would Trump debate a loser, currently running in 4th or 5th place? This challenge might have had some value a year ago, but Trump has fully run DeSantis over by now. Ron is a dead armadillo on the side of the road and the only thing he has to offer the world is leprosy. Every picture of him these boots shows the same thing. You can see that his foot is smashed up against the front by the ridiculous lifts he's shoved in them and the front is 3 inches too long to hide his Lilliputian feet. One pair of absurdly oversized boots doesn't hide the fact that Ron buys the rest of his shoes at Lady Footlocker.
  3. We have multiple openly trans posters on here, probably many more as lurkers. They deserve to be able to read the football board without repeated jokes where transexuals are the punchline. At a bare minimum, it is WAY past time to retire use of the word "tranny" as a pejorative and it is time to retire the "Tranny OU cheerleader" video reposted on page 1. We're supposed to be better than OU. Let's act like it.
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    10, 24, 10, 6, 14

    This has been another massive improvement. Backup QBs are historically our Kryptonite and we've handled them very well this year.
  5. Brent Venables wears a cod piece to watch superhero movies. It's the smallest cod piece they make.
  6. Brent Venables' favorite hobby is shoving things up his ass and then telling the doctors "It was a one in a million shot, doc".
  7. Brent Venables loves sand, specifically because it's coarse and rough and irritating — and it gets everywhere.
  8. Brent Venables picks bluebonnets to weave into a crown for his Instagram pics.
  9. Brent Venables hates bidets. He uses napkins from McDonalds and then puts them back in the dispenser.
  10. Any quarterback with even a remotely average dick would be relentlessly hunted by Bob Stoops.
  11. Watching teams not get called for holding is a lot more fun when it's against OU than against us.
  12. and 32 inches tall.
  13. Finally a play that deserves the flag for targeting.
  14. Easy to solve that. Leave a copy of the CES Letter in their nightstand. Anyone who still believes in the Mormon faith hasn't read the CES letter yet. South Park barely scratched the surface. https://cesletter.org/CES-Letter.pdf Also, you can't call them Mormons anymore, or Latter-Day Saints either. According to the latest Prophet/President, using the word Mormon is is "a major victory for Satan". https://www.washingtonpost.com/religion/2018/10/08/using-mormon-is-victory-satan-says-president-church-jesus-christ/ https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/18/us/mormon-latter-day-saints-name.html
  15. Way past time for a full Western embargo. Nothing should be going in, or out of Russia. Want to trade with the West? Don't trade ANYTHING with Russia, otherwise, get fucked.
  16. Elon has already interfered in the last Turkish election to help budding dictator Erdogan get "re-elected", censoring and blocking opposition tweets before the elections. https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2023/05/twitter-musk-censors-turkey-election-erdogan https://fortune.com/2023/05/15/elon-musk-twitter-turkey-elections-erdogan-free-speech-censorship-wikipedia-founder/ Elon blocked a BBC documentary critical of Narendra Modi, another budding autocrat in India. https://www.theverge.com/2023/1/25/23571103/elon-musk-twitter-india-social-media-bbc-documentary-modi-censorship Elon has also blocked hundreds of opposition accounts in India. https://theintercept.com/2023/03/28/twitter-modi-india-punjab-amritpal-singh/ Elon has made abundantly clear that he intends to wield Twitter as a weapon, spraying disinformation and lies, while interfering in elections on behalf of wanna be dictators. No one should trust an "election integrity" team at Twitter, when over and over, we've seen Elon himself has zero integrity.
  17. Also think about that the next time you accidentally drink the water and Tijuana rages through you.
  18. The Mississippi isn't going to stay in it's channel long term and there we are limited in our ability to stop/slow it. Rivers move back and forth across their floodplains. These curves are all abandoned meanders of the Mississippi. Anyone who thinks we can contain this kind of power forever is completely delusional. Further, many of the Army Corps of Engineers previous attempts to increase navigability and control the channel of the Mississippi River have been extremely counter productive. One of the big reasons the delta is eroding is that the Corps made the river too deep and the flow is now too fast, so now a huge percent of the sediment that would deposit and rebuild deltas and wet lands shoots off the continental shelf into the deeper water instead. I had a hydrogeology professor that was apoplectic about it, because the Corps wouldn't listen to him, or any other outside experts and the flow ended up doing exactly what they predicted. I had a hydrogeology professor that was apoplectic, because the Corps ignored all of their warnings and created an even bigger mess. It's not just life that finds a way, Nature eventually does too.
  19. Chinese Elon Musk is a diabolical weapon made to defeat Western Social Media. Every time he says something racist, he's just going to want to do it again in 30 minutes. On second thought, that's no different from actual Elon.
  20. That's amazing. Two Bushes invaded the Middle East. Two Bushes served in the military (sort of for GW). Neither one of those Bushes is named Jeb. Both of them being named George makes it even easier. You don't even have to specify which one, just George is fine. But no, Trump goes with Jeb. Please clap.
  21. How did I miss DeSantis pulling a Pence and referring to his wife as his mommy 5 months ago? Was it posted on here? What a fucking DeSaster this dude is and what a lost opportunity. He had a chance to pick up some of the Pornhub vote if he'd said "My step mommy".
  22. If ST is going to have a horrid game, glad they did it today. 2 muffs and a missed field goal and we're still winning going away. Banks can coach, he'll get it cleaned up.
  23. Love having a defense again.
  24. They're wearing Genera Hypercolor cleats today.
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