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  1. Fellow dyslexics untie.
  2. Just when you think it can't get weirder.
  3. They aren't a rival for us, but we are #1 for them. Give it a few games with their fanbase. They'll remind us how awful they are soon enough. I'll never enjoy pig misery even close to OU/aggy, but it's still awesome to watch them fail.
  4. 100% agree. Me too. Once a man gets into his 40's, his focus invariably shifts to a constant awareness of where he can piss at a moment's notice.
  5. Accidentally posted the wrong link to the section I quoted. https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/27/us/mormon-church-transgender.html
  6. Mormon leadership is aggressively going the wrong direction and it's one of the big reasons you are seeing this push come from Mormon heavy states, such as Idaho, Wyoming and Utah. A new policy further eroding the civil rights and basic dignity of transgender members was just passed down at the end of August. It's fucking disgusting. https://apnews.com/general-news-cae38cf6254442ffb4a608b4a8fcf334 It's going to get worse too. The current President/Prophet just turned 100. The next guy in the line of succession was President of BYU while they were doing electroshock conversion therapy research on gay students.
  7. Brent Venables likes to drink compost tea he makes using Mark Mangino's towels.
  8. Yep. Sark is an elite QB developer and Arch is here to learn from him. I doubt he'll stay five, but he's not leaving after his sophomore season.
  9. He's Mack Brown with a payroll.
  10. Don't want to ask an albatross to do anything except go far in a straight line and land clumsily and with horrendous accuracy. Like a Tyrone Swoopes pass.
  11. LSU is a paper tiger. Refs had to work really hard to steal the game against South Carolina.
  12. We'll know he's a true prodigy if he's already shopping at the Target on 183, so he can grab Din Ho Chinese BBQ without leaving the parking lot.
  13. New OU QB doesn't suck. Glad we're getting an extended look at him prior to the game, rather than seeing him for the first time as a sub. He's going to have a short career though if he doesn't learn to get down.
  14. Yep. Rubber-necking is infuriating, because it's almost always a huge delay for what turns out to be nothing. Every once in a while though, it's something like a semi flipped over with shit spilling out all over the road. Colorado football is clearly in the second scenario now.
  15. If you want to know about dinosaur dicks, Sarah Werning is who you call. https://www.vice.com/en/article/we-asked-a-paleontologist-which-dinosaur-had-the-biggest-dick-924/
  16. Has to be able to make a better brisket.
  17. It's Florida. Must be the heat.
  18. It's going to be a shitload of fun watching people who came to sentience after aggy left, discover aggy is way weirder than they thought. Horse laugh is referring to the sound of a horse farting. aggy doesn't boo, because they are "classy", so they hiss and mimic a horse fart instead. I forget whatever bullshit they say about Sit Down Bus Driver, but it's something equally stupid.
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