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Na, it was missing corndogs. This is Louisiana we're talking about.

Stoops needs to start thinking about portion control.

Been playing for less than a week, but I haven't gotten far because I search every crevice and corner, and I tend to reload a lot so I can try different dialogue options and character directions. The memes have been golden. Obvious jab at 76 here:

Comments are gold.

If you saw Ali Larter in a whipped cream bikini, that was all that was worth seeing.

This has been making the rounds too, pretty cool but more so for the car. The kids jumping the hill made me laugh though:

Without the makeup:

This one's pretty good too, although by the end he's just screaming like a girl.

I feel "angery" for watching that.

They do a Star Wars medley apparently. They dress in different costumes. I was hoping for Slave Leia, but I got Ewoks instead. I was more turned on than expected.

About 12 years ago I was coming back from visiting a friend in northern Ohio. Ice storm hits suddenly, and you can see it building up between the lanes and wherever tires aren't hitting the pavement. I decide I'm going to pull off and get a hotel for the night at the next exit. A mile from the exit some rich college bitch in a brand new BMW decides to change lanes in front of me. She hits that ice built up between the lanes and immediately slows down. I'm coming right at her, and trying to swerve out of the way does absolutely nothing. My front fender smashes her rear bumper nice and hard, but it wasn't enjoyable. I spun around with a 360 and then another 180 so I started going down the highway backwards with oncoming traffic in my face. Fortunately the collision had skewed my driver side front tire sideways a bit, and it caused me to slowly careen backwards onto the shoulder. Took a few hours before the highway patrol showed up because of all the other accidents that night. Her air bag deployed and her car wasn't running right, so I offered to let her sit in my backseat. I told her a handy would help keep her hands warm, but she declined. I thought it was understood that the accident was her fault, and once the police finally showed up that's how the report read. However, about a month after the accident I got a call from insurance saying she changed her story and was saying I was at fault. She claimed I just flew up on her and hit her, she never changed lanes. I never was cited for the accident to my knowledge, as far as I know the insurance company said they were going to fight it in court, but I never heard what the result was. Bottom line...dash cam would have been pretty damn handy back then. /CSB

Never found a band-aid in my food, but a few years ago I got a Spicy Chicken sandwich from Wendy's. I took a bite and felt something smooth and plastic moving back and forth against my teeth. Somehow the big label with date information that they put on their food containers managed to find it's way onto my sandwich. How the hell that happens and nobody notices, I don't know. It may not have been a bloody band-aid, but I was still grossed out and threw the whole thing out. The whole feeling of that label sliding across my teeth put me in a weird place.

That's one way to pad the stat line. I truly hope Fuller's injuries are behind him because when he's healthy he's incredibly dangerous.

Will Fuller looks to be killin' it this game! 12 receptions, 166 yards and 2 TDs.

What's with the entitled Buckeyes? Between this thread and Parliament's OSU threads...this is a fucking Texas board. No one gives a shit about Ohio.

'80s-'90s - "Hey kids, check out all these cool movies about robots taking over the planet!" Kids grow up - "Check out these sweet robots we made that'll take over the planet!" Damn millennials...always fuckin' shit up.

Great, how Target is sold out. Are tomahawks back in stock?

Is this the part where someone says Dad taught me to shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain, while mom said that was wrong and you should break the shit up with the sprayer?

Tried to add this, but it wouldn't let me go back and edit it: I agree with much of what you're saying though. 2017 OL was pretty good with two 1st round Drafts on the OL. QB play left a lot to be desired, but they found ways to makeup for it. I think this year's team is more complete at many positions than 2017's team, but not as talented as the 2018 team. The biggest problem right now is they're temporarily missing some of their speedier weapons in Armstrong and Young, and Austin is still suspended for weed till who knows how long. Cole Kmet is likely to come back from injury this week, which gives them another starter back at TE, but another possession receiver is not what they need against Georgia's defense. If they come out fast I think it will be a good game and close, but they've started slow against Louisville and New Mexico and that won't fly against the Dawgs.

It's been done, a few times. It was a 3-3 tie at the end of the 1st. Clemson then went on a big run in the 2nd quarter attacking Notre Dame's secondary while Julian Love was temporarily out of the game (There were some other injuries sustained that quarter too). 20 of their 30 points came in the 2nd quarter, with two of those TDs coming within the final 2 minutes of the quarter. Clemson scored just one more TD the last half of the game. The 2nd quarter was absolutely disastrous, but the game would have been within reach when you consider the other three quarters were some good football.

OP, after reading the thread title, you may want to get checked out with a doctor.

2017, as someone else pointed out, but to the score of 20 - 19. That was with Chubb and Michel sharing the backfield. ND has a much better QB than they had in that game, however I'd say the OL is a step down. Book does a good job handling pressure. The bigger question is which ND defense shows up. The defense that went toe to toe with Clemson for 3 quarters, or the one that completely fell apart in the 2nd quarter when they sustained a few injuries. They've done a poor job in the beginning of games this season, but they've made adjustments and shut it down after the first few drives. I'm confidant Georgia walks away with a victory, but I think it'll just be within a score or maybe two.

Yeah, the Antifa Beer Mom comment got me.

The comments are gold.