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Some of them were really enjoying it. The rest were faking it.

Whole thread is pretty good

This was on the same page, short and sweet

From SEC Rant: https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/8-types-of-ships-in-the-sec-right-now/85422189/ 8 Types of Ships in the SEC Right Now tFlagship: Arkansas tShips of the Line: Alabama, Georgia, LSU tFrigates: Florida, Auburn tBrigantines: Kentucky, USC, Mississippi State tSchooners: Vanderbilt (odd for a Commodore), Missouri, Ole Miss tJunks: Tennessee tGayPartyCruise: A&M

She has a patreon apparently, and a teaser pic in her Twitter feed had her covered in mustard and hotdogs. Looks like @Kennythetiger touched on it already. Now I'm hungry and horny.

USC, Standford, and Florida State all picked a great time to absolutely tank.

I will say Texas visiting fans in 2015 were super cool, right up there at the top with Nebraska, Utah, and service academy visitors. Georgia fans were actually really cool in 2017 too, but messy as hell. There was a metric fuck ton of beer cans and broken bottles littered around the campus that Saturday. Met a lot of Georgia fans that were interested in seeing all the game day traditions and sights though.

These dogs must play a lot of first person shooters. This is commonly referred to as the "butt to butt" strategy.

That was my thought, brunette is definitely hotter...when you cut out the drooling and asthma.

From the waist down. How do you type with those paws?

So, you're saying she does incest porn?

Ahhh...like father, like son? But seriously, that's hilarious. Reminds me of an old family video where my uncles were casting a toy fishing pole down some stairs, and one asks the other what bait he's using to which he replies he "doesn't need any bait because he's a master baiter." On cue, my little brother announces on camera he's a master baiter too, and the recording cuts off shortly after as my uncle is doing a spit take with his beer.

Got damn, the things in that subreddit... Spoilered for pain

Did sum redneck kill yer fulks?

Kids are 7 and under, but one is Autistic and still in diapers. Makes for a lot of trash daily, so we average about one bag of trash a day. Trash goes out often as a result. Wife is from Ohio, that's all I'll say, so I'll spare you the pics.

My wife will play Jenga for a bit, then pull the trash bag out of the can and leave it by the can tied up. She then doesn't replace the bag, which prompts the kids to start throwing trash directly into the can. Drives me fuckin' crazy.

Yeah, I installed it as soon as I got home. Google's "Find My Device." Losing it usually isn't an issue for her, it's usually breaking it. Guess she felt like changing it up.

I've owned 4 cell phones over the last 20 years, all of them still operational and in good condition when they were shut off. My wife goes through one or more cell phones a year, usually breaking them or some feature magically fails on the device like the mic stops working. Last night she decided to lose her phone while shopping in Wal-Mart late at night for school supplies. She comes home defeated after spending about half an hour walking around with a manager while she's calling my wife's number trying to find it. She wants to take my phone back to the store to try and continue the search, to which I say "Hell no" because I need my phone for work and can't have her losing or destroying mine too (Wised up and started getting protective cases for her phones, but I don't use one). I decide to go back and search the Back to School aisles myself. It's midnight, and I've got mud and drywall dust on me as I was patching holes in the walls before bed, but fuck it...gonna find that phone if it hasn't been stolen. I spend close to an hour in the store between asking employees if they've seen the phone and searching aisles. Makes it really tough to hear a ringer because the floor waxer is in operation for quite awhile. I eventually give up because I need the sleep, so I offer the manager a $50 reward if anyone finds it because at this point I'm probably just going to buy a $100 used phone for her on Ebay. She's only had this phone for 3 months and I'm not buying her a new one. I finally get to sleep about 2am when all is said and done. Fast forward 4 hours later and I get a call from the manager, they found the phone on a folding table in women's clothes. "Oh yeah, I was looking at tank tops after I looked at the school supplies," my wife says. She offers to drive down and get the phone, but I decide to be nice and do it myself. Get back to the store and pickup the phone, manager refuses to take the $50 reward after several attempts because of company policy. I promise to leave a good word for her GM in the morning. I get back home and get another hour of sleep before I have to be up for work. Wife wakes up later to take care of the kids, not even a fucking thank you for going to get her phone.

Chihuahuas. They're just overgrown rats. My wife has had one for 14 years and you can't teach that thing shit. Still makes messes in the house after all this time, not like the other dogs we've had. Anytime he's downstairs and I get up from the office upstairs and move around he starts barking incessantly like the house is being robbed. He's done this for all 10 years we've been married, he still hasn't figured it out it's me even when I come downstairs and the noise stops. Chihuahuas are just dumb as shit. I would have never agreed to the vermin, but she brought it into the marriage. Damn things can and will live for 20+ years too, so I probably have to endure his bullshit for another 6 years.

This, there are rules @CHAD BRISCOE We need pics.

Harvard professor on the spectrum meets chick. She slides into his DMs, even though he's still living with his ex-wife and they're possibly friends with benefits. Guy is on anti-depressants and can't orgasm, but manages to knock up the side chick...at least according to her. She goes after him hard despite previously being a lesbian, and introduces him to her trans "friend." Professor gets close to the side piece romantically and professionally with the trans thing. After awhile the side piece and trans (now to be referred to as "crazy bitches") start harassing the ex-wife and pressuring professor to move out. He doesn't want to leave his original family, tries to bring both sides together but fails miserably. Shady shit ensues from crazy bitches. Under the guise of giving cash to the professor for vacation expenses the crazy bitches cut a check for $3000 to him in addition to borrowing his laptop for a "surprise" to be revealed later. While professor and ex are on vacation, crazy bitches manage to move all professor's family possessions into storage and move their own things into his home. They create a fake rental agreement, with approval sent from professor's university laptop, and use the $3000 check he cashed as "proof" of security deposit. Judge eventually evicts crazy bitches from home after months of staying there. Crazy bitches file Title IX complaints with Harvard, saying professor sexually assaulted and raped them. Professor currently can't teach while investigations pending. Professor later finds out another guy has been swindled by the same women (Told he fathered child with side piece, only to get a DNA test later that proves otherwise...but not before being extorted for cash). Crazy bitches have so far denied DNA test to find out if professor is father of the child he supposedly had /w side piece. Both sides are currently suing each other for drama. Maybe someone can do the Cliff Notes for the Cliff Notes version.

First thoughts are the guy is an idiot, but if he's really on the spectrum I can see how the "women" took advantage of him. It seems like this is their game as they've played it before. Fucking horrible people that deserve a nasty fate.