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ulukinatme

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  1. I figure everyone needs some encouragement now and then.
  2. Do you touch yourself at night, looking at a picture of Barack and think about the good 'ol days? When he helped screw health care for the middle class?
  3. You're the one with grammatical errors and double posts, I would ask you the same question. I'm not from Texas at all sadly, but maybe one day I can claim it as home. For the record I get my news from Reuters because it reports the facts without biased political spin.
  4. You guys sure like your investigations. Keep on investigating, it's working well for ya. It was 20+ years ago, but got an A in Civics. I know that a limp dicked House can impeach a President, but they're not getting him out of office without the Senate, so enjoy all that power to do nothing.
  5. Ok, call me when they do something with that power. Right now they have a Ferrari in the garage, but they won't be able to take it for a spin till 2020 at least. Neither side is going to get anything really pushed through with Congress split, so we're just going to see Trump follow the Obama template and execute more EOs.
  6. Sure, but they lost further power in the Senate, so ultimately it's a bit of a wash. Still need both sides to pass major legislation.
  7. Pretty appropriate, but I think you've gotten it wrong. The Democrats have been the ones hitting themselves in the nuts since November '16 and getting pushed around. As far as the biker .gif, Hillary is the racer in yellow with the early celebration.
  8. It's probably closer to the final seconds of the game, and we're all waiting while the last shot is in the air...but the ball looks well short right now based on no further indictments suggested.
  9. Don't know about the guy you were responding to, but I could care less if Trump says stupid stuff on Twitter or elsewhere. Fallen though? I'm better off today than I was 3 years ago, if for no other reason that I've saved on my taxes and I'm getting bonuses at my job that previously weren't there. As a middle class man with a special needs child and a tight budget, I can appreciate that. Otherwise my life hasn't really changed between either regime...although my medical deductible went through the roof after ObamaCare and neither party has done jack shit to stop that bleeding.
  10. It's time to investigate the investigation!!
  11. Keep in mind this was a glitter squishy ball, with some glue-like substance that was inside the ball. It was not as simple as just vacuuming it up or using a lint roller, and the shit was everywhere.
  12. You're right, I'm not ready to give up the car along with half my shit. I know where the keys are though.
  13. Na, that ain't happenin'. For whatever reason, syrup is a deal breaker with her. Aside from the sticky nature, her sisters used to put it in her hair to tease her. She also had an ex tease her once by dangling some syrup above her, and he managed to actually spill it on her head. Relationship was terminated afterwards. After the little art project today, I am considering getting some Mrs. Butterworth and pouring it all over the stove and counter tops, leaving it for her to clean up.
  14. My wife has a thing about syrup, absolutely detests it to the point she doesn't want it in her vicinity, so I abide and we don't do syrup in this house. I fucking hate glitter, and I've asked her not to buy shit with glitter on it. The stuff gets everywhere, and it's completely impossible to clean up because you can never get all of it. Does she still buy shit with glitter all over it? You better believe it. So yesterday she sees this squishy ball in the toy aisle and decides to buy it for our Autistic son, knowing full well that he has a tendency to break things like that open. This particular squishy ball also has glitter in it. I'm sure you can see where this is headed. He managed to split it open all over our bed, glitter on him, glitter on the sheets and pillow cases, and he managed to get it on the mattress too because he likes to pull the bed cover off for whatever reason. I'm ticked, and of course this happens right when she gets called into work. "I didn't think he would break it open, it seemed sturdy!" she says. I was up till 4am cleaning all the blankets and sheets and trying to get glitter out of the mattress. I told her if I see anything with glitter again, I'm putting it straight in the trash can, no questions asked. Today, she decides to do a craft project with my youngest son, and she has glitter all over her face and arms. She thinks it's funny. I think she's asking for a divorce.
  15. Is there a special vacation you get when you post the same thing in two different threads?
  16. Reminds me of this guy, he's done a few videos:
  17. ulukinatme

    I Know Haiku

    I saw this title Made me think of Keanu Damn you, the Matrix
  18. ulukinatme

    I Know Haiku

    I love Sara Jean She gives me some major wood I'd pee in her butt
  19. Wife has been fighting the flu. She went to pick the kids up today. While waiting in line for my daughter she let out a cough, and then joined the club. She was not happy by the time she got home. I laughed.
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