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I remember reading about this guy's crazy story prior to the execution. I did not expect there to be more to it after they pulled his plug.

I thought this one was better. Love the spazzing Robocop callback.

Divorce is expensive because it's worth it.

This one doesn't even look human

The fuck ups can be entertaining, but also nightmare fuel.

Looks a bit like Gal Gadot

I think I broke it

It doesn't look like you can link right from the site, because this picture has changed 3 times now.

So is this like "Would you bang?"

Wife got tipsy and propositioned me again last night, she didn't need to twist my arm. She was tipsy last week too. If alcohol makes her horny now, I may need to keep the refrigerator stocked. I'm not even mad that my wife has been intoxicated the last two times we've had sex. 2019 is shaping up to be a good year.

20-2 says I don't think so.

For anyone that missed it:

Late February may be coming early tonight....and so will I.

Got a bit of a funny story. My buddies and I meet up and still play this on Mondays. I had rolled a newer character to mess around with a Sniper build after getting a Melee guy up to about 80. I log into my lower level Sniper and start working around my house. A little later some shmuck comes along and starts fucking with my base. This has become a frequent occurrence lately if you're not sneaking (Keeps you off radar), so I temporarily log out so my base gets packed up and stays safe, then I wait for my buddies to let me know the guy moves on. I log back into their world to find someone else has put a house down in the same spot as my base. Turns out the 1st shmuck's buddy was trying to log in and my house was in his spot, so they were trying to run me off the land effectively. Well, it turns out that while his first floor door is locked the second floor was not. I was able to use the Marsupial mutation to jump to the 2nd floor and get into his house, then lay down in his bed. This pisses the owner off something fierce, including the 1st shmuck who has returned. They start shooting me up of course, but because of the bed regeneration and the PVP damage reduction they can't put a dent in me. I eventually get out of bed after they relent for a bit, only to find they pick the bed up. Shooting resumes, but I keep moving between the two floors of the house and allowing regeneration and a handful of Stimpacks to keep me up. They bring a 3rd buddy into the mix and they still can't kill me. This goes on for an hour and a half! At this point my buddies and I are just laughin' and they're sending strongly worded messages in PSN. After awhile one of my buddies starts crawling through a nuclear silo with the intent of dropping a Nuke on them for shits and giggles. The other buddy starts lighting up their base with an explosive weapon (preNerf), and unfortunately that prompts the three of them to log out just before the Nuke gets dropped. In an effort to try and keep them there long enough and engaged in messages before the Nuke came I had started faking an apology to the house owner and was able to get him to accept my Friend Request, so the long game is to revenge Nuke him at a later time. Bottom line: don't fuck with my base. It may seem like a colossal waste of time, but it was entertaining as hell watching them waste a shit ton of ammo and send pissed off messages.

Pencils are for losers and fuck ups. Winners write with ink.

Mountain lion was a male, does that make the pussy a transvestite? Argument invalid.

I hate these new bare bones models.

Somebody obviously forgot about Dre. The Chronic 2001 was the last great rap album.

To be fair, the man sleeps with 3's and 4's on the regular, so his standards are already out of whack.

I respect your opinion...

You asked for it.

Yeah, nobody wants to see this crazy.

Florida, of course. https://www.whio.com/news/national/florida-woman-danced-naked-outside-waffle-house-licked-employee-face-deputies-say/XfcLG36bai3rOOMpss75LJ/

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