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"Lick my ear-nuts, baby."

Just doesn't roll off the tongue the same way.

I want to p in your fh? https://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2018/08/21/peak-sjw-status-reached-new-lgbtqia-safe-sex-guide-renames-lady-part-to-promote-gender-inclusivity-and-its-bonkers/

Not mine, but my buddy tends to run into a bunch of B list celebrities in his travels. First one was from probably almost 15-20 years ago. He was at some convention and Lou Ferrigno was there. He's a pretty big Hulk fan, he has a Hulk #1 comic and a bunch of other rare stuff. Anyway, back then he didn't have a lot of cash though, and there was no sign saying you had to pay for an autograph. A lot of celebs at this conventions will often sign for free too. So, he has to wait in a big ass line to get up to Ferrigno to ask him to sign a Marvel Legends Hulk figure or something. He finally gets up to him and Ferrigno says "Twenty dollars," without saying anything else. My buddy, kind of surprised by the whole $20 thing, tells him that he only has $10 on him and that he's a huge fan. Ferrigno just says "Twenty dollars" again and is now getting pissed off. My buddy appeals to him one more time before getting "Twenty dollars!" again, then proceeds to tell him to fuck off and leaves. The second story was corroborated with his girlfriend and another one of our friends. They were out drinking at a bar one night, and the WWE was in town that week. They're keeping to themselves, having a good night, when out of nowhere a glass mug narrowly misses my buddy's head and hits the wall next to him, shattering and sending glass everywhere. Instinctively my buddy gets up to see where the glass came from. It turns out it was Hornswoggle, and he was pretty damn shitfaced. He was there with JBL, Findlay, Gene Snitsky, and a handful of other guys I don't remember. When my buddy saw the other guys he sat back down and decided not to approach. Hornswoggle was being pretty belligerent and an asshole, and at that time the other wrestlers stepped in and said they would pay for my buddy's tab. After that they got the fuck out there before Hornswoggle caused further scenes.

Just binge watched this the last few days, a buddy had it downloaded and sent them to me. I expected a lot of callbacks to the previous movies, and they were there, but they were well done I thought. Love some of the comedic bits, when Daniel and Johnny are cruising and listening to Speedwagon I died. Love the anti-PC Johnny, so refreshing to see a character that doesn't put up with bullshit. Perfectly flawed character that you have to root for. Can't wait for Season 2, I was very pleasantly surprised how good this show was.

I could be persuaded to jump on the desk with her.

It's piss?

That's a man, baby.

How does one fuck an angry badger? Asking for a friend.

I think you're looking for the Husbands thread. This one's on you. I wish my wife would stockpile things when they're on sale. That TP ain't going bad anytime soon...well, not until society evolves and we all start using the three seashells.

I'm leaning towards it being fake, at least on his end. If he really has a stutter that bad, then props to him for going fishing like that.

If you can feel your colon getting cleansed, you know you're doing it right.

That's offensive to people on the spectrum. I'm told they don't want to be associated with that bitch.

The jury is still out on that one. Also, RIP to like...most of these guys.

About 10 years ago we were playing Rockband, playing Tom Sawyer by Rush. My buddy's girlfriend at the time was on vocals. At the end of the second verse she belts out "Joan Rivers!" We failed the song, laughing our asses off.

At least she owns her stupidity, and so do her friends: LilRed‏ @lexietayl Jun 23 More My bestfriend just called my boyfriend drunk saying “treat her right. She’s not like any other girl she may be slow sometimes but she’s worth more than you could ever know but hopefully you do know” and ugh my heart. Also, she may or may not still be in high school.

She seems like a bitch. He was just an old fashioned lover, she should have given him a chance!.....to wear her skin

He traded up (No racist)

Those titties are a gift from Buddha.

After viewing the tires exploding in this thread, it might be time to retire the tire. Lets make all tires plastic like on Big Wheels. That'll work...or at the very least I'll be able to do donuts in any season.

Paul Hogan really let himself go.

"My crew is big and it keeps gettin' bigger, That's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga." There's also this classic:

This wasn't mine, but about 10 years ago there was a lady that worked in our company for quite awhile. She decided to move on and there was a big e-mail that everyone was included on, wishing her well, and all that. Someone in the group replied to the chain and asked "So, where are we having the (Going away) party?" It was understood that the two knew each other very well, and she replied to him "Party in my pants!" Unfortunately she had replied all, and the e-mail went to everyone in the company.