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bigcigar

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  1. I feel like repping every @Kyrie Eleison post just because he’s more articulate than the mouth breathers. I obviously don’t agree with his takes, but at least he’s not a dumbass.
  2. Bullshit meter has a strong read on this one. Not really possible to post a 700+ on the GMAT if you bomb the verbal section. But hey, it’s the internet, so I banged your mom last night.
  3. I’m starting to remember why I switched exclusively to surly 10 years ago.
  4. Fair enough. You’d have to teach them how to turn on the shower first and that’s just not worth the effort.
  5. Probably. I make your mom shower before she gargles my balls.
  6. And scored.
  7. Yep. There are plenty of 20 year olds out there that are still “kids”, but Sam isn’t one of them. He can wipe his own ass.
  8. That’s a lot of words. I wouldn’t touch the 6.9 wins and don’t think anyone but aggy thinks it’s a remotely accurate prediction. That’s absurd and shows a significant flaw in his model (as you explained). Bill is getting quite defensive about the issue. It’s going to be fun reminding him of his posturing throughout the season.
  9. Probably because tx state returned most of its defense. Obviously a great gauge of expected performance. Clemson lost a lot to the NFL on defense, so I fully expect Mond and co to tear them up next week.
  10. https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/27461638/college-football-conference-previews-storylines-using-sp+ Yes, Texas is 31st. FPI has the Longhorns just 26th, too. Tom Herman's propensity for overachieving in big games but underachieving in the smaller ones leaves his teams ripe for upsets and forever drags them down from a numbers perspective. Texas fans have spent the offseason yelling things like "Yeah, we only beat Tulsa by a touchdown, but we physically dominated them! We were never threatened!" That's great. Clemson and Alabama would have beaten Tulsa by 48 without turning to the second page of the playbook. To look like title contenders, Texas has to treat every game like a Big Game, not just two or three.
  11. You couldn’t for last year’s Texas team.
  12. That’s a penis. An aggy penis
  13. Just sign up for att tv now free 1 week trial if you’re poor / cheap like me.
  14. Damn. If that’s what fatball looks like, I don’t like our chances.
  15. Not a bad way to celebrate your 50th birthday
  16. Ok bruh. You’re cool
  17. Not really what was said...I don’t watch LHN (or other cable tv channels) outside of football. It’d be a better value proposition for me if I watched more tv.
  18. This was meant to be a PSA for posts like the one above (geographic restrictions), but maybe some of us don’t have “systems” that we can add “sports” packages to. Further, it’s simply not rational to buy a tv package with a sports package for 2 games when you don’t expect to use the service for anything else.
  19. AT&T Tv now has a free 7 day trial with LHN.
  20. I’m not sure why we’re even showing up.
  21. That’s a huge punter. Scares you to death.
  22. I can write one too. Texas lost several starters from last year’s team, but the talent replacing them is better. Prediction: Better
  23. Little elm ISD...closed
  24. Your mother tried to double down, but I kicked her out.
  25. Not really sure how we all missed that one. I was thinking it’d be Whittington that would rip off a 60 yd td on 10/12, but this makes much more sense.
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