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Armybrat

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  1. My son & DIL are sitting in our usual seats that we have reserved since 1993. Mrs. Brat & I last attended a game there in 2019.
  2. Yep, there’s enough lameass eyesore shit online as it is.
  3. While watching a football game on TV, a big play happens or a TD is scored, and the play by play guy starts shrieking loudly like a little bitch cornholed with a red hot poker……in a transparent fake attempt to generate more excitement. Dandy Don Meredith & Howard Cosell would sneer at such dumbassery.
  4. About 60 years ago one early summer Friday evening I stopped with a screech in the middle of North Lamar between 32nd 35th , jumped out of my dad’s ‘61 Impala sedan and pulled my shirt off in a panic. I was on a date with a hot blonde and another couple heading northbound for the Chief drive-in when the Salem menthol cigarette dangling from my lips fell inside my Oxford button down shirt and commenced burning various spots all over my chest down to the navel. Traffic on that side of Lamar came to a stop while my friends were laughing their heads off as I danced around on the center stripe trying to yank the shirt off without ripping it up. Thank gawd cellphones, Youtube, & TikTok didn’t exist then.
  5. Generation Z is hitting the work force, and these young whipper snappers have uncovered some of the most brilliant life hacks you can imagine. Here are eight of their most ingenious discoveries: DIY Uber: Want to know how to always have an Uber driver ready the moment you are? Try the DIY Uber hack, where you get in a car's driver seat and use the pedals and steering wheel to take yourself places. Hello, freedom. Night Nap: A night nap is where you lie down at night in a dark room and sleep for like eight hours. You'll be amazed how your energy levels will soar. Live Voice Texting: It's like texting, but you speak into a phone and the other person literally hears the things you would have texted. Insane. Doordash But To Stay: Enjoy your favorite restaurant's amazing food, but you actually sit inside the restaurant and eat. Sweet! Instagram In Real Life: For this sweet hack, you meet actual people in real life and spend time with them. Did we just blow your mind? Credit Doubler: Want to know the secret to amazing credit? Simply pay the amount requested on bills that come in the mail, and watch your credit score skyrocket. Permanent AirBnB: Gen Z has cracked the code -- you save up money and then buy a house in an affordable location. It's like having an AirBnB, but forever. Sick! Month Money: Get money deposited in your bank account literally every month by acquiring a useful skill and then getting other people to pay you to work. Watch those dollars roll in. Thank you for sharing your wisdom with the world, Gen Z.
  6. Reminds me of when we were going through Waxahachie in 2023….
  7. Wowzaa! 93 yards to score!
  8. No docking fenders for that slick Viking?
  9. I stocked up on the .327 and .32 S&W Long prior to the pandemic for my two Rugers …haven’t used any of it yet, but probably will just gift it all to my grandkids.
  10. In other words….the poors & inconsequential.
  11. Living up to your username?
  12. This seems appropriate at the moment….
  13. Grandpa’s carnivorous ways balance it all out.
  14. No worries, grandson is a lifelong vegan.
  15. Am biased because of the assholy way he treated my nephew (a production assistant - and UT grad) while they were filming Christmas Vacation.
  16. Armybrat replied to ROFL BOX's topic in Lulz
    Amirite?
  17. Dunno, but my grandson isn’t….
  18. Oh shit…..I am really fucked now.
  19. If there ever was a username that fit the bill……..
  20. Attempting to look at a restaurant menu online prior to driving there to dine in, but it won’t list the prices of the food. Instead it says ‘Start order now”. I do not want to order carryout or doordash, I want to see the complete menu with prices before leaving the house. Plus, why do some restaurants make it so difficult to find their happy hour menus online?
  21. Beat me to it
  22. RIP May Britt -Sammy Davis Jr’s ex-wife - 91:
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