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Armybrat

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  1. Gottdam door to door window salesmen. They come by knocking on our door almost every damn week.
  2. When did this nitrogen in the tires shit start?
  3. Naw, McLane Stadium is a natural landing spot for that mugshot.
  4. How soon will the little cute beaver’s face be all over Pyle Field?
  5. I was pissed when the Armadillo took over the roller skating rink.
  6. My goodness, what an inspiring pep talk! Think I’ll take a nap now.
  7. Pussy move to keep sucking Putin’s dick.
  8. Armybrat

    London

    When we were there in 2018 I got a good shot of that walkie-talkie building from the riverboat cruise….
  9. The first time my iPhone Siri asked me “How can I help you”, it startled me. So I replied, “Siri, shut the fuck up”. Haven’t heard a peep out of that nosy bitch since.
  10. I sure hope he does what we expect of him, but with all the hype in recent years he’s certainly going to be a giant target for some unscrupulous asshole wanting to make a name for himself.
  11. Changin’ bandages today….
  12. Well to be fair, some of his receivers are undoubtedly just getting through puberty.
  13. But how are your parking lot fighting skills?
  14. It’s amazing what some contortionists can come up with to create fantastic delusions just to gratify a bunch of desperate clodhoppers.
  15. Strong was not brought here to lose 21 games in three successive seasons.
  16. Those A1 assholes change a lot of shit after the fact it seems, so those of us who fail to proofread before hitting submit can get stung.
  17. Trump needs to either shit or get off the pot.
  18. Oops, sorry - I didn’t check the recruiting board first. Mods can go ahead and delete this duplicate.
  19. https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/46011014/college-football-texas-car-dealers Most of the big name dealerships and their relationships with Texas schools…. It would be interesting to see a list of who drives what at each of the Texas FBS schools.
  20. It’s a calling for some of us.
  21. Armybrat

    Tex Mex

    My son drives down from Round Rock to EyM a couple of Saturdays every month.
  22. Lab says the surgeon got it all with the first wack. 8 stitches inside & 8 outside. Waking up both mornings with the left eyeball feeling dry as Rosie O’Donnell’s vag.
  23. No T. Boone Pickens to help?
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