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Armybrat

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  1. 1.6” in 78717 by Round Rock.
  2. Armybrat

    Getting old sucks

    Well, at least Mrs. Brat didn’t run her Honda Accord over me. So there’s that.
  3. Armybrat

    Getting old sucks

    First time in years I took a diving fall face first. Was going out in the garage to dump a small trashcan of papers into the recycle bin, saw a smashed acorn on the floor and tried to kick it outsidewith the right shoe. Instead, the rubber sole of the Skecher caught fast on the concrete and I went down, landing first on my right knee with both hands outstretched, then faceplanting into the plastic trashcan which cushioned my jaw from hitting the floor. Was stunned for a while and couldn’t get up, thinking my knee was broken. But the wife, who had been preparing to run her car into the garage, got a sturdy stool over so I could stand up and then sit. A neighbor out walking rushed over to help. Put an ice pack on the knee to keep the swelling down, and another on my right forearm & wrist. Neighbor said to flex the knee to keep it limber. Pretty sore for a while, but am glad nothing broke. Just a golf ball size knot on the side of the knee and a dime size blood blister on the arm. My jaw is a little sore from the cushioned face plant. Rode on the stationary bike for a few minutes and iced things down a few times, so am good to go. Biggest downside is now having to answer in the affirmative whenever the clinic nurses ask if I’ve fallen since the last visit.
  4. Yeah, this thread is making the CR look like an old ladies quilting site on FB.
  5. It could be 3 or 4 in a tandem arrangement.
  6. I plead guilty of having been out of sorts.
  7. He won’t be hurtingtoo bad when he retires. His new beachfront house…. (52 photos) https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/260-Beach-Rd-N_Wilmington_NC_28411_M62452-66389
  8. iswydt {golf clap}
  9. Dude is lost - no friendly fans are showing him where his seat is located.
  10. No, that’s GoLL
  11. https://grabagun.com/firearms/handguns/semi-automatic-handguns/radical-firearms-pistol-5-56-10-5-barrel-30-rounds.html $462.99 at GaG in Coppell Radical Firearms are made (assembled) in Houston. On the low end, but seems to have improved in recent years. The PSA is a step up.
  12. Bean counters summed up the points you made and used that to sway the corporate leaders.
  13. We have our bean counters to thank for that - persuading the corporate leadership to offshore most of our manufacturing, starting in the 1970s on a large scale.
  14. We got both the flu & Covid (Pfizer) shots Wednesday at CVS. One in each arm. Had a little bit of soreness in each shoulder Thursday and a slight headache along with general low level aching all over. But that was all gone by this morning. All our other 4 vaccinations (Moderna) had no side effect aching or headaches. The shingles shots made my shoulder pretty sore for a coiple of days.
  15. Years ago when I got my first smartass iPhone and something called Siri started to ask me, “How can I help you?”, I said “Siri, shut the fuck up”. None of my iPhones since then have uttered a peep.
  16. They’ll take it and have to like it….
  17. Does not jibe with username.
  18. No rain, but the high today at my house in 78717 by Round Rock was only 75.
  19. Correct, just watch for him to do the booger mining…
  20. 60 years ago in Mexico I once did 11 tequila shots in about an hour, and almost banged a visiting gringa chick from UT who was 6’5” tall. While muff diving, I noticed a tampon string hanging out of her twat. Luckily, the reality of what was about to happen sobered me up like a bucket of cold water. Sorry for the interruption, please carry on.
  21. JFK never made it down to Austin that week. Otherwise this Duck woulda kicked him out of his rocking chair…
  22. Wellyeah, but for any sentient being remaining on Earth to see it visually.
  23. I’ll bet very few stars in the spiral arms will actually collide with each other, if any. The central cores will be another story though. However, that wreck will take thousands/millions of years to progress. Of course I don’t know shit.
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