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Armybrat

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  1. Username doesn’t match.
  2. https://kkam.com/ixp/178/p/heb-senior-prank-texas/
  3. For some strange reason I heard this spoken with Otter’s voice….
  4. One Monday morning, a postman was walking through a neighborhood on his usual route delivering the mail. As he approached one of the homes, he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. His curiosity was cut short by Craig, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer, wine and spirit bottles for the recycling bin. "Wow Craig, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night" the postman commented. Craig, in obvious pain, replied "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first time I have felt like moving since 4am Sunday morning. We had about 15 couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. We all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I?" The postman thought for a moment and said "How do you play WHO AM I?" Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and come out one at a time covered with a sheet with only the 'family jewels' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is". The postman laughed and said "Sounds like fun. I'm sorry I missed it". "Probably a good thing you did" Craig responded. "Your name came up seven times".
  5. Yes, she was. RIP Cousin Joann
  6. Rip VanWinkle was an insomniac compared to the Orange Guy.
  7. Are reposts here ok? View of Austin from I-35 Frontage Road & Elmhurst Drive - Summer of 1959
  8. No it isn’t. That’s why I’ve been saving mine for quite awhile…..
  9. What do you mean “slightly”?
  10. Here’s one in Austin’s Barton Hills. Owner is an in-law of my son. Make an offer…. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/905-Lund-St-Austin-TX-78704/29325517_zpid/
  11. You forgot pinche madre.
  12. Grambling? They’ve GOT to be kidding!
  13. What kind of fucking asshole would do something so stupid like that to a toddler?
  14. My oldest grandson, a graduate of Austin High, is 22 years old and has a substantial college tuition fund that he has not utilized. He’s had two dead-end jobs, starting with making pizzas and now working at Brake Check. He seems to be interested in becoming a “real” automotive mechanic, but hasn’t decided which path to take, whether to get on with a dealership training position or take some courses at ACC first. His great grandfather did very well in that line of work for 4 decades starting a century ago. We are hoping he makes a more positive move sooner rather than later. (his gf just graduated from Texas State, so maybe she’ll be more persuasive than family members)
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