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Armybrat

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  1. This 80 year old dude has read every word of it too.
  2. Plus an overall 22-17 record at Pyle.
  3. That’s what she says…
  4. On the other hand….
  5. Armybrat replied to TexasEd's topic in Hobbies
  6. A Florida man was bitten by an alligator and fatally shot by deputies after authorities say he tried to steal a rifle from a patrol car, charged at deputies with garden shears and acted erratically near a lake in Lakeland. https://www.10news.com/us-news/gator-bites-man-who-tried-to-steal-rifle-from-patrol-car-before-deputy-involved-shooting
  7. Nah, ags got that figured out already….
  8. Yes he did. The only “toe” involved in that game was the Longhorn boot planted firmly in aTm’s impotent ass.
  9. Las Vegas man open carrying gets shot & killed with his own gun…. https://local12.com/news/nation-worl...3v0Rg#?-fbpost
  10. Those were gangbangers from out of town.
  11. And then you wind up in Hutto.
  12. Armybrat replied to luke duke's topic in Lulz
  13. Maybe a beisbol coach from Cuba?
  14. Maybe DJT should think about why Lincoln fired McClellan and Burnside.
  15. WTF “considering”? DO IT last month you dense fuck!
  16. Username doesn’t match.
  17. https://kkam.com/ixp/178/p/heb-senior-prank-texas/
  18. For some strange reason I heard this spoken with Otter’s voice….
  19. One Monday morning, a postman was walking through a neighborhood on his usual route delivering the mail. As he approached one of the homes, he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. His curiosity was cut short by Craig, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer, wine and spirit bottles for the recycling bin. "Wow Craig, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night" the postman commented. Craig, in obvious pain, replied "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first time I have felt like moving since 4am Sunday morning. We had about 15 couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. We all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I?" The postman thought for a moment and said "How do you play WHO AM I?" Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and come out one at a time covered with a sheet with only the 'family jewels' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is". The postman laughed and said "Sounds like fun. I'm sorry I missed it". "Probably a good thing you did" Craig responded. "Your name came up seven times".
  20. Yes, she was. RIP Cousin Joann
  21. Rip VanWinkle was an insomniac compared to the Orange Guy.
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