The rest of the story:
This was a long-planned trip to England for two weeks then two more in France.
We were staying with friends (local folks) in a three story townhouse, and our bedroom & bath were on the third floor.
On the first full day in London we all Ubered down to see St. Paul’s Cathedral, the #1 destination for that day.
After touring the main floor and the “Whispering Gallery” high up in the rotunda, we descended down to the crypt to see the tombs of more famous Brits.
While walking through different areas, Mrs. Brat spotted Admiral Nelson’s tomb and started walking rapidly towards it with us following.
She totally missing seeing the short 3-step staircase and pitched forward & downward, faceplanting hard onto the stone floor breaking her nose, shattering her wrist, and bruising both shins so badly she couldn’t walk for two weeks.
When I saw her face hit the stone floor and a big spray of blood, I thought she had killed herself.
Getting her out of the crypt in a wheelchair and to a hospital is another story in itself.
Suffice to say our month long tour was cancelled and our rescheduled flight back home for her surgery left us with four more days for her to recover a little bit (she was on hydrocodone from the ER).
Of course her inability to walk meant that she & I would have to sleep on the two living room couches on the first floor. Thank God there was a powder room on the first.
Whenever it got light outside in the morning, for entertainment when I woke up I’d watch that spider weave its web on the outside of the streetside picture window until Mrs. Brat woke up for me to wheel her into the restroom.
Itwas quite an ordeal for a 73 year old woman.
(pics below of her in the ambulance & ER)