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General Specific

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  1. 50 percent of the time, it works all the time!
  2. We already established the whore part, now we’re just negotiating how many margaritas!
  3. That ass can now take the length. -Everyone on Surly
  4. Yeah, but he was ruled “SAFE!”, as instant replay showed there was no tag applied!
  5. aggy even sux at sucking, hence they always, and forever, run their mouths, ALWAYS!
  6. It’s not the jayflying that’s so much the problem, it’s the jaysliding that’s gonna leave a mark!
  7. Clear case of infringement, Surly lawdogs, GO!
  8. Narrator: What’s the phrase most often heard in line for South Austin’s mom?
  9. Why? Because Karma! She remembers in her previous life, she fucked something up sometime, and he posted it on Surly. That’s why!
  10. Or why he didn’t take 225 back to 146 to get to I-10? Especially when he was cut off from the Washburn Tunnel and the Beltway was not open due to construction! Next time General, use Waze and stay away from I-10! /s
  11. Shoe tacs, playing cards fixed on struts and slapping against the spokes, disorganized kids made up baseball teams at local park… ah, summer time and rites of passage!
  12. Happened to be at the paint store picking up paint for the contractor and run into this: Did I miss out on an NIL opportunity? Also, need to update the marketing pitch. Something along the lines of, “get that shit outa here!” Or “won’t take shit off of no one!”
  13. Please allow me to be the first to retort, Fuck the Bucknuts!
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