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General Specific

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  1. And then we all graduated to South Austin’s mom! At least Surlyites. aggy on sheep. Bucknuts on couches, and ND on… oh shit!
  2. But, it should be a “Slow Ride”!
  3. You say this like there is something wrong with Foghat! Fuck you!!! Wait, that’s not at all what that music genre is all about! ETA, or maybe it is….
  4. Ah, inherited username?
  5. Which btw, is a no no. It leads to wearing out synchros and forks!
  6. GTFO, because I’m sure this is where you are about to donate a kidney, liver or other organ. And not the one you think!
  7. I upped my contribution, so up yours!
  8. So, there is a “G” spot? I knew it!!1! No wonder Surly couldn’t find it, it’s in Georgia!
  9. I’ve played on some rough courses in my time, but this takes the cake! Damn, someone needs to learn course manners and repair their divots! /s
  10. I use both a rod type and canister:
  11. Was it live or dead before you opened the hood Schrödinger?
  12. I got tone, but it killed the the other shit. Winning!
  13. Articles for alternative groups: https://www.pewpewtactical.com/nra-alternatives/ https://www.preparedgunowners.com/2021/04/05/are-these-five-groups-all-better-for-gun-rights-than-the-nra/ https://lockedback.com/4-pro-gun-organizations-join-support-2nd-amendment/
  14. I now expect to see lots of Surlyites names in the Houston Chronicle with this advertisement!
  15. In safe area, if/when she pulls this, slam on the brakes! That will fix her! I expected it one time and had to take my shot! Problem solved. Now back to our regularly schedule programming…
  16. Fuck the city! And to quote another A.S. character, “You dropped us in a meat grinder!”. Because that thing will fuck up anything short of his Hummer driving over it.
  17. What did you expect? He’s only a coach, not a nurse!
  18. I thought the Surly motto was “Vaginal Steaming, we’ll get that sand out!”
  19. And the additional cost of replacing the side view mirrors along with the cost of garage doors!
  20. I stopped reading after butter, because who hasn’t tried sexy time with it? Then I started to think of all the other food items used over the years.
  21. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_Killed_the_Radio_Star
  22. Gonna need a larger grill!
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