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  1. Spaceman Spiff
    Pretty awkward for Bellinger to be teammates with his wife's ex. We know she's not a breaking ball, because neither Bellinger nor Giancarlo Stanton can hit those.
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    It's all fun and games until a newly invigorated Florida, riding the wave of flipping Jamie French, waltzes into Corpus Christi and signs Jaime Mmexican right out from under us.
  3. Spaceman Spiff
    I bet you wouldn't say that to @South Austin's mom.
  4. Spaceman Spiff
    I'd say Missouri has 1 and a half big cities. Or let's compromise at 1 and 3/5ths.
  5. Spaceman Spiff
    *Perineal. Like a taint.
  6. Spaceman Spiff
    I'm told not to worry about the fact that we haven't heard from Damonic today. He slept through his alarm and his family doesn't want to wake him.
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    On the bright side, remember all the handwringing last season about the fact that the Astros couldn’t win at home even though we dominated on the road? Well thanks to the sweep in Chicago, we are officially better at home than away!
  8. Spaceman Spiff
    "I better not see anyone loaf," said the man stocking the shelves with bread.
  9. Spaceman Spiff
    That's because it's Alan JAGson.
  10. Spaceman Spiff
    ...but enough about your sister. We're here to talk recruiting.
  11. Spaceman Spiff
    Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.
  12. Spaceman Spiff
    Should have brought Dusty a lineup card showing Chas and Yainer starting. "Sign it, Dusty! Sign it just to prove you know how!"
  13. Spaceman Spiff
    So, Nebraska? They are in the B1G. Their recruiting base is fertile farmland. Their fans are quite robust. They had a history of winning at one point. And they are not aggy.
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    That dude runs like a Dear.
  15. Spaceman Spiff
    They signed Redass Johnson! Whoop!
  16. Spaceman Spiff
    "The tweet is coming from INSIDE THE STALL!"
  17. Spaceman Spiff
    He may be high maintenance, but he's also known for maintaining a high.
  18. Spaceman Spiff
    Speaking of welcoming Bisontits back with open arms, if Elko comes in for a hug, is Bisontits even able to get his dinosaur arms around Elko's ample frame?
  19. Spaceman Spiff
    Jarrod Hufford went to Licking Valley High School. In other words, he graduated from Pussy Academy, probably with honors.
  20. Spaceman Spiff
    Then: "We money whipped a sitting championship head coach." Now: "We are paying a loser head coach to sit."
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    But I was told none of the portal departures last off-season were major losses. But I was told Petrino was a heist and he and Jimbo were creating a revolutionary offense.
  22. Spaceman Spiff
    According to BBRef, the highest salary Craig Counsell ever made as a player was $3,166,668 in 2004. Even accounting for inflation, that converts to $5,159,680 in 2023 dollars. He's going to blow his player earnings out of the water.
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    How is Evan doing, health-wise?
  24. Spaceman Spiff
    Also, Craig Counsell as manager with Bagwell as hitting coach would give us the best batting stance managerial staff ever.
  25. Spaceman Spiff
    I've been waiting to use this clip for months now. https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/93abaf6d-5d19-4b2b-864c-0ad63895050f

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