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Spaceman Spiff

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  1. I'm calling it now. This kid is a Star.
  2. The Cardinals did this in 2001. It was lame then and it is lame now. http://www.astroscounty.com/2015/04/2001-co-champions.html
  3. I can't believe Caleb Burton committed to Tech despite his father, Bobby, being the inventor of the BOMC.
  4. Don't you see your real enemies are the goose steppers in College Station?
  5. This duck on duck violence has gone on long enough. Whether you're a Duck of Death or a Duck of the Risen Perspirer, birds of a feather need to stick together.
  6. Nah. "Thanksgiving is for family only, Michael."
  7. Must be Kenny Powders' new handle. We were too immature for him.
  8. If this kid is who I assume it is, his dad (RIP) gave new meaning to the term "heavy Aggy lean."
  9. How is everyone forgetting that Whitley hasn't gotten the benefit of Maldy Magic while in Sugar Land? According to the advanced stats, if you translate his 7.00+ AAA ERA into its MLB equivalent, then adjust for Maldonado wizardry, he would have 8 wins in 6 starts, with a negative ERA. (And that's after shorting him 2 wins for the fact the numbers say Pressly would blow a game and Jose Abreu would cost him another win by somehow hitting into a double play every inning.)
  10. Looch wouldn't call Creed or Limp Bizkit classic rock, because calling something classic implies it's not still popular with the kids, and he thinks Creed is still cool.
  11. Well, it turned out some of those midstream companies couldn't rely on acreage dedications quite as much as they thought they could anyway.
  12. I don't think this is the first time Ketch has gotten outraged at someone mentioning the prospect of him lowering his weight. And just like the other times, some poor table at Pluckers is about to bear the full brunt of his fury.
  13. I didn’t watch the video. Did Maldy get circumcised this offseason?
  14. Disagree with Brauny on the Amador kid out of North Shore. I don't think he has the right mentality for the game. He's a lover, not a fighter.
  15. Does Marc Cohn play for the USMNT? Because it's like the defense told Depay, "Walk it in, Memphis."
  16. I'm old enough to remember when we were critical of Mack for recruiting too many OL every year. "OL who can't play just take up space on the roster, can't contribute elsewhere, and don't transfer. They are dead weight." Buried in the subtext was a collective recognition that the coaches didn't know what they wanted on the OL and couldn't evaluate. Amazing how perspectives change when the OL coach has a plan and a culture that demands performance.
  17. What's the buyout on Tech's meat judging coach? And if we go after him, how many free meals and rhinoplasties will the citizens of Lubbock offer him to entice him to stay?
  18. It might depend on the pronunciation. Was he named after shit, the Rob Schneider Male Gigolo, or Mussolini?
  19. "At the very least an acceptable place for 18-22 year old college students to enjoy." What a ringing endorsement. Call the chamber of commerce!
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