Spaceman Spiff
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
He may be high maintenance, but he's also known for maintaining a high.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Speaking of welcoming Bisontits back with open arms, if Elko comes in for a hug, is Bisontits even able to get his dinosaur arms around Elko's ample frame?
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Texas vs iowa state - 7pm on Fox
Jarrod Hufford went to Licking Valley High School. In other words, he graduated from Pussy Academy, probably with honors.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Then: "We money whipped a sitting championship head coach." Now: "We are paying a loser head coach to sit."
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
But I was told none of the portal departures last off-season were major losses. But I was told Petrino was a heist and he and Jimbo were creating a revolutionary offense.
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Houston Astros off-season thread
According to BBRef, the highest salary Craig Counsell ever made as a player was $3,166,668 in 2004. Even accounting for inflation, that converts to $5,159,680 in 2023 dollars. He's going to blow his player earnings out of the water.
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Houston Astros off-season thread
How is Evan doing, health-wise?
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Houston Astros off-season thread
Also, Craig Counsell as manager with Bagwell as hitting coach would give us the best batting stance managerial staff ever.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
I've been waiting to use this clip for months now. https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/93abaf6d-5d19-4b2b-864c-0ad63895050f
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
I'm calling it now. This kid is a Star.
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
The Cardinals did this in 2001. It was lame then and it is lame now. http://www.astroscounty.com/2015/04/2001-co-champions.html
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
I can't believe Caleb Burton committed to Tech despite his father, Bobby, being the inventor of the BOMC.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Don't you see your real enemies are the goose steppers in College Station?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
This duck on duck violence has gone on long enough. Whether you're a Duck of Death or a Duck of the Risen Perspirer, birds of a feather need to stick together.
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The Blind Side 2: The search for more money
Nah. "Thanksgiving is for family only, Michael."
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2023 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Just hook it to my veins!
Are you all saying "ass"? Or "ass-trophysicist"?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Arms say "All Brakes." We're doomed!
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Must be Kenny Powders' new handle. We were too immature for him.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
If this kid is who I assume it is, his dad (RIP) gave new meaning to the term "heavy Aggy lean."
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2023 Houston Astros Thread
How is everyone forgetting that Whitley hasn't gotten the benefit of Maldy Magic while in Sugar Land? According to the advanced stats, if you translate his 7.00+ AAA ERA into its MLB equivalent, then adjust for Maldonado wizardry, he would have 8 wins in 6 starts, with a negative ERA. (And that's after shorting him 2 wins for the fact the numbers say Pressly would blow a game and Jose Abreu would cost him another win by somehow hitting into a double play every inning.)
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Looch wouldn't call Creed or Limp Bizkit classic rock, because calling something classic implies it's not still popular with the kids, and he thinks Creed is still cool.
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Hey Oil Barons.......
Well, it turned out some of those midstream companies couldn't rely on acreage dedications quite as much as they thought they could anyway.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
I don't think this is the first time Ketch has gotten outraged at someone mentioning the prospect of him lowering his weight. And just like the other times, some poor table at Pluckers is about to bear the full brunt of his fury.
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2023 Official Astros World Champs Offseason Thread
I didn’t watch the video. Did Maldy get circumcised this offseason?
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Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
Disagree with Brauny on the Amador kid out of North Shore. I don't think he has the right mentality for the game. He's a lover, not a fighter.