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Spaceman Spiff

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  1. It might depend on the pronunciation. Was he named after shit, the Rob Schneider Male Gigolo, or Mussolini?
  2. "At the very least an acceptable place for 18-22 year old college students to enjoy." What a ringing endorsement. Call the chamber of commerce!
  3. "Leaving Town" is my favorite song by Hudson Standish. Fun fact: he was named after the original name of the roller coaster Excalibur at Astroworld.
  4. Another problem with Meluskey was that baseballs weren't the only thing he could hit.
  5. I heard they sealed the deal with Evan Stewart by guaranteeing him a starting spot in the Dude Perfect lineup.
  6. Well, slap Sark's ass and call him Kyra Sedgwick, because he's the Closer.
  7. Jaydon Blue and Evan Stewart say, “Not so fast.”
  8. VY has been ready for Sweaty Gary to come to Austin for years now.
  9. Do you still need tickets? I have 2 tickets vs the Suns that I can't use and will sell. Good seats (Section 119, Row 8).
  10. But he should leave Bert in, right? That's where the real terror is.
  11. Slim Thug and Paul Wall actually did do a hype song for the Texans a long time ago. But that was before the Texans were born again.
  12. You guys have weird ways of saying "It don't make a shit."
  13. What are these “gifs” you speak of? Are you referring to tinymovies?
  14. The Cavs' lottery luck was rare in the sense that it only got them to #3, not first overall like usual.
  15. Banks Closed on Sunday. Unless by some miracle we get him, in which case it's a Banks Holiday.
  16. What was the fourth beautiful campus? I only see three plus College Station.
  17. But what else are we supposed to do to pass the time while Bordeaux?
  18. What he meant was that this guy is most likely to put someone in a sleeper hold.
  19. El Grande Pequeño
  20. Unfortunately, I'm not the @Spaceman_Spiff you're looking for, but my stats tell me we're fucking good and getting better. Just need to beat a couple more good teams coming up on the schedule for people to realize it. The offense looks like it has enough juice to put consistent pressure on opposing pitchers. Defense looks solid. And no one in the postseason wants to face Ty Madden, who Kevin Goldstein called the best arm in the draft (non-Vandy edition) in a Fangraphs chat a couple weeks back.
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