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mulletpelini

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  1. Haven't married a size 8 but I've sure as hell fucked a few.
  2. ex-wife, one or two sips out of a diet coke can before opening another. Almost as infuriating as just leaving the house about 5 mins down the road she'd say "hey pull thru that McD's I need a diet coke." [place Superhero Jackiechan avatar here]
  3. He better hope she doesn't find this thread
  4. I got all 3 accounts in one M3. Good clan, not trying to move up, just using the stop to collect for now. Have an opening every now and again if anyone wants on, hit me up. 500 minimum and 14 day no dead period.
  5. I hear that Nazi stuff sells pretty well.
  6. looks like someone got fired from Krogers in Phoenix
  7. I see the 28 and I think of boobs and then I finish.
  8. You got me, he's actually in Tempe.
  9. There was a tremendous build-up of gook all over the window.
  10. Looks like she was working on a DUMP machine to me.
  11. Don't worry Pete, I would have fingered you then, and I'd finger you now.
  12. Sure if you say so. You might tell me dick tastes like chocolate too, but I ain't trying it.
  13. Now this is what I'm talking about. Offense deep in their own territory. Throw a bomb right? If you score great, if it gets picked, who cares.....UNLESS the other coach put in the kick6 team from Auburn and returns that fucker for a score. I tried ta told ya it changes everything!!!! And are you really gonna just lay the ball down? Really? REALLY? Ok, maybe you do.
  14. That's actually one I hadn't thought of, and what if the score is the last play of the game. hmmm, back to smoking pot again.
  15. So many of us wander around in life, not sure what to be. This guy had it figured out all along.
  16. People always complained about the NFL coin flip rule, that it wasn't fair who got the ball first. Now it's automatic. Do you hand the ball to the other team? Forced to score? Have to use your timeouts on offense? Changes the entire fucking dynamic of the last 2 mins....No more squatting on the ball, playing for overtime.
  17. I mean seriously, why would they not be named assteroids.
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